Unforgettable Soccer
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Luciano Wernicke. Unforgettable Soccer
CONTENTS
PREFACE
THE WEDDING
GOLDEN GOAL
THE BAG’S GOAL
THE PENALTY SPOT
THE URN
THREE FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
THREE RED CARDS IN FOUR DAYS
THE TRICK
A STRANGE CHOICE
THE MATCH WITH NO OPPONENT
FELL FROM THE SKY
THE DOG THAT SCORED A GOAL
CONFLICT
A FIERCE STORM
EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION
ACCELERATED COMPLAINT
SOLD OUT
ADVICE
THE AMBASSADOR’S ASSIST
FORGETFUL REFS
THE UNDECIDED
COMPENSATION
IMPROPRIETIES
AUDACIOUS
AMNESTIES
NAKED ACCUSATION
INTIMATE ENEMIES
ON THE OTHER HAND
RED TO GREEN
WITHOUT A GOALIE
KISSES
CRAZY REACTIONS
RED CARD SUBSTITUTIONS
IN WOMEN’S CLOTHING
INOPPORTUNE
LIVE
UNEXPECTED SCORERS
THE DISGUISE
AL DENTE
YELLOW, RED, AND BLACK
IT’S TIME, REF!
THREE MATCHES IN A DAY
A MOMENT OF SILENCE
HALF-THRASHED
A CLOSE 9-0
FUNNY
TAKING IT SITTING DOWN
A FIELD OF SAND
DROWNED GOALS
SHAME AWAY
JUST BECAUSE YOU THRASH A TEAM DOESN’T MEAN…
PARTY
A LORD OF THE RING
A SEAGULL’S ASSIST!
WHAT A PAIR!
NOSY FLAG
BEACH SOCCER
LONG DISTANCE
APOCRYPHAL RESULTS
AN UNENDING GALE
GONE WITH THE WATER
LIGHTNING!
SCORERS IN THE FOG
THE KING’S STORY
AN INFAMOUS HAZE
THE SINGER
TURNED WITH THE WIND
A 14-YEAR-OLD LINE JUDGE
FLAG BY MICROPHONE
YOU DON’T COME OUT!
SOLIDARITY
WHITE FLAG
LION HEART
HAT TRICK
HIRSCHL’S INSTRUCTIONS
LOUD AND RUDE
THE DIAGNOSIS
THE DECEIVER
HALFTIME
RESISTING TEMPTATION
WHY DID YOU COMPLAIN?
DOUBLE RELEGATION
FATAL HAT TRICKS
A STRIKE AGAINST HIS OWN GOAL
19 RED CARDS IN THE COPA LIBERTADORES
ONE FOR TWO
AS IF WITH THE HAND
WIN WITHOUT SCORING?
UNUSUAL EJECTIONS
RETURN FROM HELL
CHICKENS
THE PATRON OF EVIL
CARELESS HANDS
THE AGREEMENT
WHY DID YOU EVEN COME?
ECSTASY
THE FORCE OF NATURE
AN EPIDEMIC
UNSOLICITED AID
THE DRAW
KEEPING COUNT
THE BIG ESCAPE
THE UNLUCKY HUG
EXHIBITIONISTS
EXPELLED BY HIS CAPTAIN
LUCKY SHOES
GOD’S FORWARD
THE SENTENCE
PAINFUL JOY
FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS
PIE-SMACKED
DEVIL’S AFTERNOON
HONEST BRIBERY
RED-CARDED TWICE… IN THE SAME MATCH!
FATHER AND SON
THE SON PLAYS, THE FATHER GETS THE MONEY
THEY SCORE ON THE SON, THEY EJECT THE FATHER
BLUE BLURRED NUMBERS
FROM THE FIELDS OF WAR TO THE SOCCER FIELD
INDESTRUCTIBLE
FOUR AGAINST ELEVEN
THANKS TO THE FANS
THE TWO GOALIES PELÉ AND DI STÉFANO
THE DAY THAT BRAZIL PLAYED WITH BOCA’S JERSEY
BREAD
THE WARNING
SCARVES
“HOSTS” IN ANOTHER COUNTRY
HOT WATER SHOWERS
THE BALL BOY SCORER
NOT EVEN TWELVE!
THE ORGY
LUCKY IN MISFORTUNE
FORWARD AND SUBSTITUTE GOALKEEPER
SPECIAL GOALIE SUBSTITUTIONS
INTOLERANCE
THE BROTHERHOOD
THE FLYING MOTORCYCLE
DEFLATED VICTORY
THE PARDON
ALL WRONG
IN THE TWO GOALS
SMOKE BREAK
UNUSUAL DOUBLE
GOALIE, TAKE CARE OF YOUR SHOE!
RED FOR THE FANS
WELL-PAID REVENGE
I’M NOT LEAVING
MOTIVATED
EXPENSIVE GOALS
OLYMPIC GOALS
A THING OF BEAUTY
EJECTION ON WHEELS
A RED CARD HAT TRICK
THROWN OUT FOR BEING A GOAL WRECKER
FAST REDS
EXPELLED AFTER PLAYING
FORGIVENESS IN BLOCK LETTERS
THE SURPRISE
COMPASSION
PRIORITIES
THE SOUVENIR
SOCCER WAKES
INOPPORTUNE JUDGMENT
OMERTÀ
PUNISHED REVERENCE
THE UNNECESSARY RED
UNINVITED GUESTS
THE SUSPENSION
THE ENEMY AT HOME
THE HAIL STONE OF RELEGATION
TELL THE RAIN
WELCOMED INJURY
BLOW
THEY MAY BREAK BUT THEY WON’T STOP
BREAKING POINT
CURSED CURRY
A CATHOLIC GESTURE
GASCOIGNE, THE JESTER
YELLOW MACHINE GUN
THE HONEYMOON THAT WASN’T
THE TOMB
THE ICEBERG
THE WITCH
A HOT CELEBRATION
BIBLIOGRAPHY. Books
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Websites
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“My idea of paradise is a straight line to the goal.”
–Friedrich Nietzsche
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Careless Hands
The Agreement
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