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Introduction
Chapter 1 Modern Flash Language or Swearwords
El Cheapo Hut-Bird
Dang rabbit!
Skolopendra
Сero Absoluto*
Aphids
Tueva Hucha*
Full of fleas
Boogieman
Psykimora
Grampy
Effy
Booby
Japanese mom
Peewee
One-legged Flick
Straw Man
Trees-winders
Beach Crow
Spiny lumpfish
Nobody
Belly*
Pantalyk
Wimps
Chump
Bedside table with hair
Hydrolyzed smelt*
Holy Shit!
Remaining All Remains*
Chapter 2. Forgotten old Russian name-calling and swearing
Prag*
Sloven
Yorpyl*
Empty-head
City of Fools
Where did the Russian swearing come from? It is not known exactly, but Peter 1 also handed out nicknames to his funny courtiers. In our ancestors, swear-word drove away evil spirits. According to one version, the swear-word appeared from the Mongol-Tatars. In those days, the unbelieving pagans, with whom the church fought, swore. The Mongol-Tatars were not Christians, and due to the Russian bad mentality, more often, in everyday life, it was understood that they did not talk, but swear. It was these infidels, Hordes, Basurmans and pagans who taught the Russians to swear. Thus, Mongolia is the birthplace of the Russian swear-word. Buryats are one of the Mongol-speaking peoples, hence the swear-word comes from Buryatia. One of the old designations of the swear-word is «kutah».
However, Russian swear-word itself has Slavic roots. The words were borrowed from the Turkic languages: sheepskin coat, bazaar, money.
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The man was stunned at first, realizing that the creature did not react to him, tried to retreat.
But it was not there! The «gingerbread man» rolled out of the refrigerator and began throwing cocktail tubes and toothpicks at the pensioner, which he had grabbed from somewhere. The hit of the latter with a sharp end was quite painful. Throwing them continuously, he pushed the pensioner out of the kitchen into the room, and then into the corridor to the front door.
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