Gross Anatomy

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Mara Altman. Gross Anatomy

Copyright

Dedication

Contents

Prologue

1. Bearded Lady

2. Some Nits, Picked

3. Face It

4. The Earth Moved. Trust Me

5. The Big Dripper

6. My Cup Runneth Under

7. Actual Navel Gazing

8. The Air Down There

9. The Butt Paradox

10. PIlEup on the “Inner” State

11. The Human Stain

12. The Eleventh Toe

13. You’re So Vein

14. Bloody Hell

15. Wart, Me Worry?

Epilogue

Acknowledgments

About the Publisher

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For my mom

Title Page

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Muir went on to talk about trends for the bikini, and she quoted Cindy Barshop, who founded and runs the Completely Bare salons, named after Barshop’s own initials. The salons specialize in laser hair removal. Barshop was most recently in the news after PETA’s condemnation of her fox-fur merkins (also known as pubic wigs). Yes, in a paradoxical move, she wanted you to rip off your own fur and then glue colorful feathers and animal fur to your genitals.

I knew what Muir was talking about. I’d just recently experienced my first Brazilian wax. It was for Dave’s birthday in October. I waxed everything off for him, except for a small triangular shape (the formal term, I suppose, would be “landing strip”).

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