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Nikesh Shukla. Meatspace
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Which alcoholic drink has the most calories? – Google Hayley Bankcroft – Facebook Olivia Munn – YouTube Olivia Munn nude – Google [109] – Twitter kitab_balasubramanyam@gmail.com [4 new]
aZiZWILLKILLYOU episode 2 Aziz vs Tattoos [posted 8 September, 11:02]
Tattoo disasters – GoogleSpying on people’s Facebooks – GoogleBest Asian author – GoogleJhumpa Lahiri hot – Google
aZiZWILLKILLYOU episode 3 Aziz vs Ink [posted 10 September, 00:21]
Should I banter with my tattoo artist? – GoogleGirls tattoos nude – Google
aZiZWILLKILLYOU episode 4 Aziz vs Teddy [posted 10 September, 14:02]
Meeting strangers off the internet – GoogleHayley Bankcroft – TwitterHayley Bankcroft – Google imagesKitab Balasubramanyam – Facebook
aZiZWILLKILLYOU episode 5 Aziz vs Stalking Prey [posted 11 September, 16:10]
We Love Books Bitches – GoogleHow to do public speaking – Google[291] – Twitter[12] – Facebook
aZiZWILLKILLYOU episode 6 Aziz vs hipster girls in thrift stores (even if they’re buff) [posted 12 September, 14:42]
Why do Indian men always wiggle their heads? – GoogleWhy do Indian men stare? – GoogleWhy do Indian men like white white women? – Google
aZiZWILLKILLYOU episode 7 Aziz vs Prey [posted 13 September, 12:23]
The perfect CV – GoogleKitab Balasubramanyam – FacebookHayley Bankcroft – Google images[104] – Twitter
aZiZWILLKILLYOU episode 8 Aziz vs the Bad Guys [posted 14 September, 13:06]
Lose weight in 30 days – pop-upFlights to New York – Expedia
aZiZWILLKILLYOU episode 9 Aziz vs Guys Who Wanna Change Your Life [posted 14 September, 14:09]
Kitab Balasubramanyam penis – TwitterKitab Balasubramanyam cock – GoogleKitab Balasubramanyam nude – Twitter
aZiZWILLKILLYOU episode 10 Aziz vs the bad guys 2: reloaded [posted 14 September, 15:41]
Casual encounters – CraigslistFlights to New York – Skyscanner
aZiZWILLKILLYOU episode 11 Aziz vs Electricity [posted 15 September, 06:02]
If I delete Facebook, is it ever truly deleted? – Google AzizWillKillYou blog hits – Wordpress Kitab Balasubramanyam Call of Duty – Google Chandler Call of Duty – Google
aZiZWILLKILLYOU episode 12 Aziz vs Guns [posted 15 September, 14:02]
Sex tips – Google How to last longer – Google
aZiZWILLKILLYOU episode 13 Aziz vs the Po-Po [posted 16 September, 13:34]
Sex party etiquette – GoogleWays to last longer – GooglePeter North cumshot – YouPorn
aZiZWILLKILLYOU episode 14 Aziz vs Teddy Baker [posted 17 September, 15:21]
Track lost phone – Google How to stop identity theft – Google
aZiZWILLKILLYOU episode 15 Aziz vs Bob [posted 18 September, 14:52]
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Writing tips – Google Get motivated to write – Google 10 essential tips for writing – Book Writers handbook – Book
Aziz vs the True Death
About the Publisher
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For Nimer, who introduced me to IRC in the mid-nineties
Whenever my best mate and I have stood in line at Tayyab’s in East London, our nostrils tingling with burnt mustard seeds, we’ve ogled the wall of fame – from Daniel Craig to Talvin Singh – and wondered, how in the name of all things sacred do we get on here? I mean, a novelist and an artist, we may not be in the same league as James Bond or the guy who won the Mercury Music Prize in the 90s when being Asian was last cool – we knew whatever we did had to be a cut above.
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That was last night, I think. Today’s going to be different.
Aziz has left the flat and I’m checking through Twitter – no replies to my bogling tweet, just some chatter about a recently dead obscure musician, everyone’s coming out of the woodwork and saying they love her – and then through Facebook, to see what my wall message is – it’s a reminder from the organisers of the event I’m doing with Hayley Bankcroft to increase numbers by promoting it to my networks. I ignore it. I DM Hayley back and say, ‘It’s been ages … since I got fresh air. Expect barnacles on ol’ Kitab.’
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