Billy Connolly

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Pamela Stephenson. Billy Connolly

Contents

Introduction

1 ‘Jesus is dead, and it’s your fault!’

2 ‘He’s got candles in his loaf!’

3 In Search of a Duck’s Arse

4 Oxyacetylene Antics

5 Shaving Round the Acne

6 Windswept and Interesting

7 ‘I want to be a beatnik’

8 ‘See you, Judas, you’re getting on my tits!’

9 Big Banana Feet

10 Stairway to Hell

11 Captain Demento and the Barracuda

12 ‘That Nikon’s going up your arse!’

13 Legless In Manhattan

14 There’s Holes In Your Willie

15 Pale Blue Scottish Person

16 Nipple Rings and Fart Machines

EPILOGUE Life, Death and the Teacup Theory. Life

Death

The Teacup Theory

Billy’s Desiderata

PLATE SECTION

Acknowledgements

About the Author

Copyright

About the Publisher

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Billy

PAMELA STEPHENSON

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‘You’ll get none,’ threatened Mattie.

‘Then I’ll touch you with my chookie.’ The infant hard-man began to unbutton his flies but, after catching sight of Mattie’s horrified face, he ran around and pinched her bottom instead. He got no iced bun that day.

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