Ruinair

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Paul Kilduff. Ruinair

Ruinair

Paul Kilduff

Table of Contents

Prologue

Spain…not quite

Mick’s Plane Speaking

France

How to Build Your Own Five Billion Euro Airline. 1985

1986

1987

1988

1989

1990

1991

1992

1993

1994

1995

1996

1997

1998

1999

2000

2001

2002

2003

2004

2005

2006

2007

2008

2009 etc

The Low Fares Airline (1) THE IN-LAW FARES AIRLINE

THE LAW FARES AIRLINE

THE LOW BLAIRS AIRLINE

United Kingdom

The Low Fares Airline (2) THE LOO FARES AIRLINE

THE LOW IQ AIRLINE

THE LOW FEES AIRLINE

THE LOW ESTEEM AIRLINE

THE LOW AIRLINE

THE LOW VISIBILITY AIRLINE

RUINAIR ANNOUNCES 16th EUROPEAN BASE IN DERRY BALLYKELLY

Belgium

Maths Test for Morons: Are you slow enough to work for the UK Advertising Standards Authority?

The Low Fares Airline (3) THE LOW FARES TAXI

THE NO FARES TAXI

THE LOW FINES AIRLINE

The Rough Guide—An official handbook for Crewlink staff working on Ruinair aircraft

Netherlands

Flying for Peanuts

Luxembourg

Easy

Greece

Germany…not quite

Germany…again

Berlin

Austria

Germany…more

Ireland

Switzerland

Liechtenstein

United Kingdom…again

Spain…again

Spain…more

Andorra

Italy

San Marino

The Low Fares Airline (4) THE TRAIN FARES AIRLINE

THE BUS FARES AIRLINE

THE LOW FERRY AIRLINE

THE LOW FEAR AIRLINE

THE LOW LIFE AIRLINE

THE SO LOW FARES AIRLINE

THE NO! FARES AIRLINE

THE LOW CARES AIRLINE (1)

THE LOW CARES AIRLINE (2)

THE LOW CARES AIRLINE (3)

THE LOW VISIBILITY AIRLINE

Most Definitely…‘Not Ruinair’

Scene 1

Scene 2

Norway

Annual General Meeting

Some Appreciation

Aero-Naughty-Cal-Endar

Denmark (and Sweden)

www.airlinemeals.net

The Only Official Ruinair Joke in the Universe

Bus Excursions from Airports Ruinair fly to

Finland

Wheel Share

France…encore

Taxes, Fees and Charges

Portugal

Caught Napping

Ireland…again

Financial Ruination

The Low Fares Airline (5)

NONE WORSE

NONE LOWER

Christmas Presence

Epilogue

Sources

Copyright

About the Publisher

Отрывок из книги

How to be treated like shite in 15 different countries…and still quite like it

MICK O’LEERY, CHIEF EXECUTIVE

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Some Appreciation

Aero-Naughty-Cal-Endar

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