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Павел Тюрин. Legend of the Peeing briton
November 11 2006
Foreword
Part 1. The Monument
A Fairy Turns Boy into Rock and our Brit Becomes Bronze[9]
The Peeing British Club[12]
Awaiting the Anthem[14]
Happy Holiday![17]
Sects[18]
Ethnic Arguments on Authorship and Genetics[20]
Cinema[22]
Choreographic Drama[23]
Prologue. Episode 1
Act 1. Episode 2
Act 2. Episode 3
Episode 4
Act 3. Episode 5
Ah, Arbat, My Arbat![32]
A Grand Success at the ‘EUROVISION 2009’ Сontest[40]
In the Opera[41]
For Pre-school and Primary School Children[42]
Special Service in the PB-Bar[46]
Computer Alternative[49]
May Every History have its Own Museum![50]
Museum’s exhibits
Beware of the Fakes![51]
Horticulture[55] and Culinary Arts[56]
Grasping the Airspace and Making New Astronomical Discoveries[59]
Achtung! Achtung! The Air Raid![62]
In the Artistic Laboratories of the Show-biz[65]
One Totally Awesome Brit-dance[66]
Chic![69]
They are Beating us![70]
The Stakes of the New Inquisition[71]
They with Us[72]
P. S
Part 2. In Exile
In His Ancestral Castle
Chekhov on the Island
The Mystery of the Loch Ness Monster
Richie from the Lineage of the Great Dragon Slayers
A Sea Monster Awaiting the Hero
They Knew Each Other!
Ens Est Essendo or The Divine Confusion[85]
Much Ado about Nothing or the Big Bang of the Universe
Apple of the Tree of Knowledge
About Adam and Eve Creating the Universe Together with Lucifer
P.S. Nessie’s Unfulfilled Dreams
Dinosaur Killers in the Pharaoh’s Tombs
The Lielvārde Belt Mystery
Nessie’s Skin
Nessie’s Genes of the Lielvārdes Belt
The Swastika’s Loving Embrace
The Magical Runic Sticks
P.S. The Past has Left This World
In the Library of the Dead Bodies
Is the Mystery of Blockhead’s Genius Discovered?
In the Blockhead’s Garden
P.S. They Gave Their Word to One Another
Visiting Richard
In Blockhead’s Studio
Blockhead’s car
The Secret of Blockhead’s Attraction
Part 3. The Riga Colossus
On the Other Side of ‘The Castle of Light’
For Freedom. Yours and Ours!’
The Letter of Civic Happiness
Part 4. A Catastrophe
The Mayor’s Speech
Fall
A Flight to Death and Glory to the Rugen Island
Red-white-red mystery of Rugen
Blockhead’s Egg
P.S. Nessie is not Narcissus!
Blockhead’s Bagpipe
She has Returned!
The End
P.S. MEMORIA
From the Publisher:
An afterword written specifically for the English reader
