Elvis and The Dearly Departed
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Peggy Webb. Elvis and The Dearly Departed
Praise for Peggy Webb and Elvis and the Dearly Departed
Books by Peggy Webb
Elvis and the Dearly Departed. Peggy Webb
Contents
Elvis’ Opinion #I on the Valentine Family, Zen Buddhism, and Leftover T-bone Steak
Obituaries
Chapter 1. Love, Vodka, and Red Pasties
Chapter 2. Hairdos, Body Heat, and Bubbles Malone
Elvis’ Opinion # 2 on Las Vegas, French Poodles, and Taking Care of Business
Elvis’ Recipe for Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches
Chapter 3. Feuds, Hot Fudge, and Moveable Corpses
Chapter 4. Big City, Big Lies, Big Trouble
Elvis’ Opinion # 3 on the Southern Mafia, Rocket Science, and Garbage Cans
Chapter 5. Hot Tips, Hair Spray, and Undercover Bombshells
Chapter 6. Lemonade, Pregnant Cats, and Frozen Stiffs
Elvis’ Opinion # 4 on Freedom, Bachelor Pads, and Tender Loving Care
Chapter 7. Bengay, Diet Pepsi, and Murder
Chapter 8. Disguises, Discoveries, and Cat and Mouse Games
Elvis’ Opinion # 5 on Marriage, Memoirs, and Sideburns
Chapter 9. Skullduggery, Moonlight, and Mosquitoes
Chapter 10. Fleas, Fitness, and Mayhem
Elvis’ Opinion # 6 on Back Roads, Bologna Sandwiches, and Firearms
Chapter 11. Killers, Cream Puffs, and Casinos
Chapter 12. Sweet Tea, Motives, and Ménage à Trois
Elvis’ Opinion # 7 on Doctors, Pissants, and Dignity
Chapter 13. Locks, Spies, and Victoria’s Secret
Chapter 14. Guns, Strangers, and Man-eating Trollops
Elvis’ Opinion # 8 on Secrets, Striptease, and Cigarettes
Chapter 15. Steam Heat, Rambo-ette, and Naked Truth
Chapter 16. Rocky Times, Rock Bottom, and Rocky Malone
Elvis’ Opinion # 9 on Bodyguards, Uneven Ears, and Four-Letter Words
Chapter 17. Uninvited Guests, Loose Tongues, and Loose Libidos
Chapter 18. Cops, Clues, and Blue Christmas
Elvis’ Opinion #10 on Funerals, Floozies, and Pupperoni
Chapter 19. Accusations, Threats, and Honey-Baked Ham
Chapter 20. True Love, True Confessions, and Dirty Linen
Elvis’ Opinion #11 on Hot Pursuit, Heroes, and Politics
Chapter 21. Showdown, Tell-All, and Fishing
Elvis’ Opinion #12 on Diets, Astrology, and Normal
Elvis’ Opinion # 1 on Impersonators, the Valentine Family, and Fried Pigskins
Chapter 1. Hair Gel, Flat Notes, and the Rockabilly Corpse
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“Webb’s clever and wickedly witty comedic mystery takes her readers through a fast-paced family plot, full of irreverently clever and sensually entertaining twists that would leave ‘Elvis the Pelvis’ turning in his grave!”
—Tom Wilson, creator of Ziggy®
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Lovie tosses me a bottle of bourbon. “Quick, Callie, dump some in.”
“Everywhere.” She’s emptying a vodka bottle into the punch and I pour in the bourbon.
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