Elvis and The Dearly Departed

Elvis and The Dearly Departed
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They say you can't get to Heaven without passing through the Eternal Rest Funeral Home. And no one gets into Eternal Rest without passing muster with Elvis–the basset hound who's convinced he's the reincarnation of the King of Rock 'n' Roll. Brewing up a big ol' pitcher of Mississippi mystery, Peggy Webb's delightful new series is as intoxicating as the Delta breeze.Normally, Callie Valentine Jones spends her days fixing up the hairdos of the dead, but when the corpse of local, prominent physician Dr. Leonard Laton goes missing, it's bad for business. So Callie and her cousin Lovie (Eternal Rest's resident wake caterer) have no choice but to go in hot pursuit of the recently embalmed, last seen bound for Vegas by way of downtown Tupelo. In Vegas, Callie and Lovie hit the jackpot when they find the dearly departed inside a freezer owned by his showgirl mistress, Bubble Malone. But their luck runs out when Bubble decides to join her man in the afterlife. With the poisonous Laton family tree providing plenty of rotten suspects, Callie, along with some help from her basset hound, Elvis, is determined to crack this case–and have a killer singing «Jailhouse Rock» in time for her next haircutting appointment. . .Pure southern lunacy of the best possible kind." –Laurien Berenson

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Peggy Webb. Elvis and The Dearly Departed

Praise for Peggy Webb and Elvis and the Dearly Departed

Books by Peggy Webb

Elvis and the Dearly Departed. Peggy Webb

Contents

Elvis’ Opinion #I on the Valentine Family, Zen Buddhism, and Leftover T-bone Steak

Obituaries

Chapter 1. Love, Vodka, and Red Pasties

Chapter 2. Hairdos, Body Heat, and Bubbles Malone

Elvis’ Opinion # 2 on Las Vegas, French Poodles, and Taking Care of Business

Elvis’ Recipe for Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches

Chapter 3. Feuds, Hot Fudge, and Moveable Corpses

Chapter 4. Big City, Big Lies, Big Trouble

Elvis’ Opinion # 3 on the Southern Mafia, Rocket Science, and Garbage Cans

Chapter 5. Hot Tips, Hair Spray, and Undercover Bombshells

Chapter 6. Lemonade, Pregnant Cats, and Frozen Stiffs

Elvis’ Opinion # 4 on Freedom, Bachelor Pads, and Tender Loving Care

Chapter 7. Bengay, Diet Pepsi, and Murder

Chapter 8. Disguises, Discoveries, and Cat and Mouse Games

Elvis’ Opinion # 5 on Marriage, Memoirs, and Sideburns

Chapter 9. Skullduggery, Moonlight, and Mosquitoes

Chapter 10. Fleas, Fitness, and Mayhem

Elvis’ Opinion # 6 on Back Roads, Bologna Sandwiches, and Firearms

Chapter 11. Killers, Cream Puffs, and Casinos

Chapter 12. Sweet Tea, Motives, and Ménage à Trois

Elvis’ Opinion # 7 on Doctors, Pissants, and Dignity

Chapter 13. Locks, Spies, and Victoria’s Secret

Chapter 14. Guns, Strangers, and Man-eating Trollops

Elvis’ Opinion # 8 on Secrets, Striptease, and Cigarettes

Chapter 15. Steam Heat, Rambo-ette, and Naked Truth

Chapter 16. Rocky Times, Rock Bottom, and Rocky Malone

Elvis’ Opinion # 9 on Bodyguards, Uneven Ears, and Four-Letter Words

Chapter 17. Uninvited Guests, Loose Tongues, and Loose Libidos

Chapter 18. Cops, Clues, and Blue Christmas

Elvis’ Opinion #10 on Funerals, Floozies, and Pupperoni

Chapter 19. Accusations, Threats, and Honey-Baked Ham

Chapter 20. True Love, True Confessions, and Dirty Linen

Elvis’ Opinion #11 on Hot Pursuit, Heroes, and Politics

Chapter 21. Showdown, Tell-All, and Fishing

Elvis’ Opinion #12 on Diets, Astrology, and Normal

Elvis’ Opinion # 1 on Impersonators, the Valentine Family, and Fried Pigskins

Chapter 1. Hair Gel, Flat Notes, and the Rockabilly Corpse

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“Webb’s clever and wickedly witty comedic mystery takes her readers through a fast-paced family plot, full of irreverently clever and sensually entertaining twists that would leave ‘Elvis the Pelvis’ turning in his grave!”

—Tom Wilson, creator of Ziggy®

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Lovie tosses me a bottle of bourbon. “Quick, Callie, dump some in.”

“Everywhere.” She’s emptying a vodka bottle into the punch and I pour in the bourbon.

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