A hilariously funny, laugh till you pee, realistic look at Internet Dating experiences. It deals with the real-life struggle of finding a worthwhile relationship in the "grass is always greener" society. <br><br>When you see those romantic dating ads on TV, you have no concept of what could really happen. It all looks SO EASY! This book takes that mushy, romantic stuff, rolls it into a ball and deep fries it.<br><br>If you have ever experienced a date that didn't quite meet your expectations, then reading this book will bring a smile to your face, a lift to your heart and ease away those dating blues. After all, misery does love company.
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Penny MD Mahon. A Texas Ta-Ta's Take on Internet Dating
Introduction - Opening the Barn Door
“Let’s Talk Ta-Tas”
Recipe for The Texas Ta-Ta
Chapter 1. Mr. Superficial Slug
Chapter 2. Mr. Looky Loo
Chapter 3. Mr. Wrong Way Corrigan
Chapter 4. Mr. Pure Heart
Chapter 5. Mr. Penny Pincher
Chapter 6. Mr. Diamond Jim
Chapter 7. Mr. Good Time Charlie
Chapter 8. Mr. Invisible
Chapter 9. Mr. Bad Boy Wannabe
Chapter 10. Mr. “Almost The One”
Chapter 11. Mr. In the Zone
Chapter 12. Mr. “Deal, or No Deal”
Chapter 13. Mr. Bullshit
Chapter 14. Mr. Never Git-R-Done
Chapter 15. The Stats
Chapter 16. If You Fall Off, Get Back On
Ta-Ta Take on Profiles
“Manly Man”
“U-WE-I Man”
“Shark Bait”
“A Man For All Seasons”
“Hunt for Red October”
“Rhyme and No Reason”
“Portabello Fellow”
“Too Much Ado About Nothing”
Last Words of the Ta-Tas......(Not in All Caps)
The Texas Ta-Ta Bios
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From an early age, little girls are force-fed the stories about true love and living happily ever-after. BUT, NOBODY EVER TELLS YOU HOW TO FIND IT! Where are the cookie crumbs leading to the cottage filled with Mr. Right, Prince Charming, The One, or in my case, The Cowboy in the White Hat? No matter what you call him, are we really supposed to believe that we can fall into a deep slumber and seven little dwarves are going to lead him straight to our lips?
Being born women, we all have the “shoe” gene. But when was the last time your were in your favorite shoe store, and a prince was waiting to try a glass slipper on your foot? Fess up, how many toads have you kissed, hoping one would transform into not necessarily a prince, but at least a man that didn’t give you warts? These stories might be true in the world of fairytales, but here in the real world, it just ain’t happening! Love does not sneak up and bite you on the butt! You have to take the bull by the horns and go get it.
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However, don’t let me discourage you, I have met a few really nice guys, and I actually had some fun. I know of several couples that have met through Internet Dating and are now either engaged or married. IT CAN HAPPEN! Some of you may have already tried Internet Dating. Who knows, you could even be one of these success stories. But if you were one of the not-so-successful ones, like me, maybe it’s because no one told you what to expect. On all the dating websites I visited, I never found the link that said “Download the operations manual.” Navigating the dating world can be a very difficult task.
We’ve always heard that everybody’s different. But, I can’t send you out there in the world of Internet Dating, without the knowledge to know just how different they are. With this book in hand, you and your friends (even the married ones) will have a better understanding of what to expect. If on the off chance, you’re reading this book and you are of the male persuasion, take note, as this may turn out to be your blueprint for what “not to do” in internet dating. So have patience, an open mind and be prepared for the fact that you may need to saddle up more than one horse for the ride of your life.
