Dad’s Army
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Richard Webber. Dad’s Army
The Best of British Comedy Dad’s Army. The Best Scenes, Jokes and One-Liners. Richard Webber
Table of Contents
INTRODUCTION
‘I’m afraid I must have dozed off for a minute.’ (Godfrey)
THE STORY IN A NUTSHELL
‘Don’t panic!’ (Jones)
Did you know?
‘THE MAN AND THE HOUR’
‘Can I be excused?’ (Godfrey)
Memories…
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‘THE LONELINESS OF THE LONG-DISTANCE WALKER’
Memories…
‘THE LION HAS PHONES’
‘Stupid boy!’ (Mainwaring)
Did you know?
Memories…
‘SOMETHING NASTY IN THE VAULT’
Memories…
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‘WAR DANCE’
Did you know?
‘BRANDED’
Memories…
Did you know?
‘Right, now pay attention, all of you.’ (Mainwaring)
‘SONS OF THE SEA’
Memories…
‘I was wondering who’d be first to notice that…’ (Mainwaring)
‘SERGEANT – SAVE MY BOY!’
‘PUT THAT LIGHT OUT!’
‘THE TWO AND A HALF FEATHERS’
Memories…
‘MUM’S ARMY’
Memories…
Did you know?
Memories…
‘UNINVITED GUESTS’
Memories…
‘FALLEN IDOL’
‘Now, see here, Wilson. I don’t want any of this public school rubbish.’ (Mainwaring)
Memories…
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: ‘BATTLE OF THE GIANTS’
Memories…
‘KEEP YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL’
Did you know?
‘I think you’re going in to the realms of fantasy now, Jones.’ (Mainwaring)
‘A SOLDIER’S FAREWELL’
Did you know?
‘GETTING THE BIRD’
Memories…
‘THE DESPERATE DRIVE OF CORPORAL JONES’
Did you know?
‘ALL IS SAFELY GATHERED IN’
Memories…
‘WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE YOUR MONEY?’
‘Don’t they know there’s a war on?’ (Mainwaring)
Did you know?
‘BRAIN VERSUS BRAWN’
‘A BRUSH WITH THE LAW’
Memories…
‘ROUND AND ROUND WENT THE GREAT BIG WHEEL’
Memories…
‘TIME ON MY HANDS’
‘THE DEADLY ATTACHMENT’
Memories…
‘THE ROYAL TRAIN’
‘I would like to volunteer, sir!’ (Jones)
Memories…
Did you know?
‘WE KNOW OUR ONIONS’
Memories…
‘THE HONOURABLE MAN’
‘THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT’
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‘THE RECRUIT’
Memories…
Did you know?
Memories…
‘They don’t like it up ’em!’ (Jones)
‘A MAN OF ACTION’
‘GORILLA WARFARE’
Memories…
‘THE GODIVA AFFAIR’
‘Permission to speak, sir!’ (Jones)
Memories…
Did you know?
‘THE CAPTAIN’S CAR’
‘TURKEY DINNER’
‘RING DEM BELLS’
Memories…
‘WHEN YOU’VE GOT TO GO’
Did you know?
Memories…
‘IS THERE HONEY STILL FOR TEA?’
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‘THE FACE ON THE POSTER’
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‘WAKE-UP WALMINGTON’
‘Is that wise, sir?’ (Wilson)
Did you know?
‘Napoleon!’ (Hodges)
Memories…
‘THE MAKING OF PRIVATE PIKE’
‘Ruddy hooligans!’ (Hodges)
‘THE MISER’S HOARD’
‘NEVER TOO OLD’
‘Put that light out!’ (Hodges)
Memories…
TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE
Answers
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
About the Author
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Copyright
About the Publisher
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Cover Page
Title Page
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‘ROUND AND ROUND WENT THE GREAT BIG WHEEL’
‘TIME ON MY HANDS’
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