Bad Birthdays: The Truth Behind Your Crappy Sun Sign

Bad Birthdays: The Truth Behind Your Crappy Sun Sign
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The truth behind your crappy sun sign.Sick of reading the perky promises and positive affirmations that apply to your sun sign and then having a crappy week? After perusing your sun sign, are you the person who always moans, “I am soooooooo not a typical Aquarius!” If so, then Bad Birthdays is the antidote to your mistrust in the world of the zodiac.Revealing the truth (whether you like it or not) about your shitty star sign, Bad Birthdays uncovers the true quirks, oddities, and unpleasant nasties that characterize your unlucky sign of the zodiac and rule your destiny. When it comes to love, do you think that watery Pisces are naturally romantic lovers? Think again – if you’re unfortunate enough to have a relationship with a Plagued Pisces or a Contemptible Cancer, you’re in trouble. Reference the relationships sections to rate your compatibility with other star signs, or at least highlight where the cracks are going to show.With special sections detailing which unlucky personalities you share your birthday with, as well as unfortunate events that might have happened on your birthday, Bad Birthdays contains all you’ll never need to know about your sign.So whether you’re a Cursed Capricorn, a Tragic Taurus, or a Lousy Libra, we’re all doomed to a destiny that is far less peachy than everyday astrologers would have us believe.

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Sarah Fu Christensen. Bad Birthdays: The Truth Behind Your Crappy Sun Sign

INTRODUCTION

TABLE OF CONTENTS

ADVERSE ARIES. MARCH 20 TO APRIL 19

LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS WITH ADVERSE ARIES

CHECKLIST FOR DATING AN ADVERSE ARIES

ADVERSE ARIES COMPATIBILITY. ARIES AND ARIES LOVE

ARIES AND TAURUS LOVE

ARIES AND GEMINI LOVE

ARIES AND CANCER LOVE

ARIES AND LEO LOVE

ARIES AND VIRGO LOVE

ARIES AND LIBRA LOVE

ARIES AND SCORPIO LOVE

ARIES AND SAGITTARIUS LOVE

ARIES AND CAPRICORN LOVE

ARIES AND AQUARIUS LOVE

ARIES AND PISCES LOVE

CAREER AND MONEY FOR ADVERSE ARIES

ABSOLUTE WORST JOBS FOR AN ADVERSE ARIES

JOBS THAT AN ADVERSE ARIES MIGHT NOT SCREW UP

STARS OF THE SIGN ADVERSE ARIES

ADVERSE ARIES BIRTHDAYS

TRAGIC TAURUS. APRIL 20 TO MAY 20

LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS WITH TRAGIC TAURUS

CHECKLIST FOR DATING A TRAGIC TAURUS

TRAGIC TAURUS COMPATIBILITY. TAURUS AND ARIES LOVE

TAURUS AND TAURUS LOVE

TAURUS AND GEMINI LOVE

TAURUS AND CANCER LOVE

TAURUS AND LEO LOVE

TAURUS AND VIRGO LOVE

TAURUS AND LIBRA LOVE

TAURUS AND SCORPIO LOVE

TAURUS AND SAGITTARIUS LOVE

TAURUS AND CAPRICORN LOVE

TAURUS AND AQUARIUS LOVE

TAURUS AND PISCES LOVE

CAREER AND MONEY FOR TRAGIC TAURUS

ABSOLUTE WORST JOBS FOR A TRAGIC TAURUS

JOBS THAT A TRAGIC TAURUS MIGHT NOT SCREW UP

STARS OF THE SIGN TRAGIC TAURUS

TRAGIC TAURUS BIRTHDAYS

DEGENERATE GEMINI. MAY 21 TO JUNE 21

LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS WITH DEGENERATE GEMINI

CHECKLIST FOR DATING A DEGENERATE GEMINI

DEGENERATE GEMINI COMPATIBILITY. GEMINI AND ARIES LOVE

GEMINI AND TAURUS LOVE

GEMINI AND GEMINI LOVE

GEMINI AND CANCER LOVE

GEMINI AND LEO LOVE

GEMINI AND VIRGO LOVE

GEMINI AND LIBRA LOVE

GEMINI AND SCORPIO LOVE

GEMINI AND SAGITTARIUS LOVE

GEMINI AND CAPRICORN LOVE

GEMINI AND AQUARIUS LOVE

GEMINI AND PISCES LOVE

CAREER AND MONEY FOR DEGENERATE GEMINI

ABSOLUTE WORST JOBS FOR A DEGENERATE GEMINI

JOBS THAT A DEGENERATE GEMINI MIGHT NOT SCREW UP

STARS OF THE SIGN DEGENERATE GEMINI

DEGENERATE GEMINI BIRTHDAYS

CONTEMPTIBLE CANCER. JUNE 22 TO JULY 22

LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS WITH CONTEMPTIBLE CANCER

CHECKLIST FOR DATING A CONTEMPTIBLE CANCER

CONTEMPTIBLE CANCER COMPATIBILITY. CANCER AND ARIES LOVE

CANCER AND TAURUS LOVE

CANCER AND GEMINI LOVE

CANCER AND CANCER LOVE

CANCER AND LEO LOVE

CANCER AND VIRGO LOVE

CANCER AND LIBRA LOVE

CANCER AND SCORPIO LOVE

CANCER AND SAGITTARIUS LOVE

CANCER AND CAPRICORN LOVE

CANCER AND AQUARIUS LOVE

CANCER AND PISCES LOVE

CAREER AND MONEY FOR CONTEMPTIBLE CANCER

ABSOLUTE WORST JOBS FOR A CONTEMPTIBLE CANCER

JOBS THAT A CONTEMPTIBLE CANCER MIGHT NOT SCREW UP

STARS OF THE SIGN CONTEMPTIBLE CANCER

CONTEMPTIBLE CANCER BIRTHDAYS

LAME LEO. JULY 23 TO AUGUST 22

LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS WITH LAME LEO

CHECKLIST FOR DATING A LAME LEO

LAME LEO COMPATIBILITY. LEO AND ARIES LOVE

LEO AND TAURUS LOVE

LEO AND GEMINI LOVE

LEO AND CANCER LOVE

LEO AND LEO LOVE

LEO AND VIRGO LOVE

LEO AND LIBRA LOVE

LEO AND SCORPIO LOVE

LEO AND SAGITTARIUS LOVE

LEO AND CAPRICORN LOVE

LEO AND AQUARIUS LOVE

LEO AND PISCES LOVE

CAREER AND MONEY FOR LAME LEO

ABSOLUTE WORST JOBS FOR A LAME LEO

JOBS THAT A LAME LEO MIGHT NOT SCREW UP

STARS OF THE SIGN LAME LEO

LAME LEO BIRTHDAYS

VEXED VIRGO. AUGUST 23 TO SEPTEMBER 22

LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS WITH VEXED VIRGO

CHECKLIST FOR DATING A VEXED VIRGO

VEXED VIRGO COMPATIBILITY. VIRGO AND ARIES LOVE

VIRGO AND TAURUS LOVE

VIRGO AND GEMINI LOVE

VIRGO AND CANCER LOVE

VIRGO AND LEO LOVE

VIRGO AND VIRGO LOVE

VIRGO AND LIBRA LOVE

VIRGO AND SCORPIO LOVE

VIRGO AND SAGITTARIUS LOVE

VIRGO AND CAPRICORN LOVE

VIRGO AND AQUARIUS LOVE

VIRGO AND PISCES LOVE

CAREER AND MONEY FOR VEXED VIRGO

ABSOLUTE WORST JOBS FOR A VEXED VIRGO

JOBS THAT A VEXED VIRGO MIGHT NOT SCREW UP

STARS OF THE SIGN VEXED VIRGO

VEXED VIRGO BIRTHDAYS

LOUSY LIBRA. SEPTEMBER 23 TO OCTOBER 23

LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS WITH LOUSY LIBRA

CHECKLIST FOR DATING A LOUSY LIBRA

LOUSY LIBRA COMPATIBILITY. LIBRA AND ARIES LOVE

LIBRA AND TAURUS LOVE

LIBRA AND GEMINI LOVE

LIBRA AND CANCER LOVE

LIBRA AND LEO LOVE

LIBRA AND VIRGO LOVE

LIBRA AND LIBRA LOVE

LIBRA AND SCORPIO LOVE

LIBRA AND SAGITTARIUS LOVE

LIBRA AND CAPRICORN LOVE

LIBRA AND AQUARIUS LOVE

LIBRA AND PISCES LOVE

CAREERS AND MONEY FOR LOUSY LIBRA

ABSOLUTE WORST JOBS FOR LOUSY LIBRA

JOBS THAT A LOUSY LIBRA MIGHT NOT SCREW UP

STARS OF THE SIGN LOUSY LIBRA

LOUSY LIBRA BIRTHDAYS

SURLY SCORPIO. OCTOBER 24 TO NOVEMBER 22

LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS WITH SURLY SCORPIO

CHECKLIST FOR DATING A SURLY SCORPIO

SURLY SCORPIO COMPATIBILITY. SCORPIO AND ARIES LOVE

SCORPIO AND TAURUS LOVE

SCORPIO AND GEMINI LOVE

SCORPIO AND CANCER LOVE

SCORPIO AND LEO LOVE

SCORPIO AND VIRGO LOVE

SCORPIO AND LIBRA LOVE

SCORPIO AND SCORPIO LOVE

SCORPIO AND SAGITTARIUS LOVE

SCORPIO AND CAPRICORN LOVE

SCORPIO AND AQUARIUS LOVE

SCORPIO AND PISCES LOVE

CAREER AND MONEY FOR SURLY SCORPIO

ABSOLUTE WORST JOBS FOR A SURLY SCORPIO

JOBS THAT A SURLY SCORPIO MIGHT NOT SCREW UP

STARS OF THE SIGN SURLY SCORPIO

SURLY SCORPIO BIRTHDAYS

STINKING SAGITTARIUS. NOVEMBER 23 TO DECEMBER 21

LOVE AND ROMANCE WITH STINKING SAGITTARIUS

CHECKLIST FOR DATING A STINKING SAGITTARIUS

STINKING SAGITTARIUS COMPATIBILITY. SAGITTARIUS AND ARIES LOVE

SAGITTARIUS AND TAURUS LOVE

SAGITTARIUS AND GEMINI LOVE

SAGITTARIUS AND CANCER LOVE

SAGITTARIUS AND LEO LOVE

SAGITTARIUS AND VIRGO LOVE

SAGITTARIUS AND LIBRA LOVE

SAGITTARIUS AND SCORPIO LOVE

SAGITTARIUS AND SAGITTARIUS LOVE

SAGITTARIUS AND CAPRICORN LOVE

SAGITTARIUS AND AQUARIUS LOVE

SAGITTARIUS AND PISCES LOVE

CAREER AND MONEY FOR STINKING SAGITTARIUS

ABSOLUTE WORST JOBS FOR A STINKING SAGITTARIUS

JOBS THAT A STINKING SAGITTARIUS MIGHT NOT SCREW UP

STARS OF THE SIGN STINKING SAGITTARIUS

STINKING SAGITTARIUS BIRTHDAYS

CURSED CAPRICORN. DECEMBER 22. TO JANUARY 20

LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS WITH CURSED CAPRICORN

CHECKLIST FOR DATING A CURSED CAPRICORN

CURSED CAPRICORN COMPATIBILITY. CAPRICORN AND ARIES LOVE

CAPRICORN AND TAURUS LOVE

CAPRICORN AND GEMINI LOVE

CAPRICORN AND CANCER LOVE

CAPRICORN AND LEO LOVE

CAPRICORN AND VIRGO LOVE

CAPRICORN AND LIBRA LOVE

CAPRICORN AND SCORPIO LOVE

CAPRICORN AND SAGITTARIUS LOVE

CAPRICORN AND CAPRICORN LOVE

CAPRICORN AND AQUARIUS LOVE

CAPRICORN AND PISCES LOVE

CAREER AND MONEY FOR CURSED CAPRICORN

ABSOLUTE WORST JOBS FOR A CURSED CAPRICORN

JOBS THAT A CURSED CAPRICORN MIGHT NOT SCREW UP

STARS OF THE SIGN CURSED CAPRICORN

CURSED CAPRICORN BIRTHDAYS

AWFUL AQUARIUS. JANUARY 21. TO FEBRUARY 18

LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS WITH AWFUL AQUARIUS

CHECKLIST FOR DATING AN AWFUL AQUARIUS

AWFUL AQUARIUS COMPATIBILITY. AQUARIUS AND ARIES LOVE

AQUARIUS AND TAURUS LOVE

AQUARIUS AND GEMINI LOVE

AQUARIUS AND CANCER LOVE

AQUARIUS AND LEO LOVE

AQUARIUS AND VIRGO LOVE

AQUARIUS AND LIBRA LOVE

AQUARIUS AND SCORPIO LOVE

AQUARIUS AND SAGITTARIUS LOVE

AQUARIUS AND CAPRICORN LOVE

AQUARIUS AND AQUARIUS LOVE

AQUARIUS AND PISCES LOVE

CAREER AND MONEY FOR AWFUL AQUARIUS

ABSOLUTE WORST JOBS FOR AN AWFUL AQUARIUS

JOBS THAT AN AWFUL AQUARIUS MIGHT NOT SCREW UP

STARS OF THE SIGN AWFUL AQUARIUS

AWFUL AQUARIUS BIRTHDAYS

PLAGUED PISCES. FEBRUARY 19. TO MARCH 20

LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS WITH PLAGUED PISCES

CHECKLIST FOR DATING A PLAGUED PISCES

PLAGUED PISCES COMPATIBILITY. PISCES AND ARIES LOVE

PISCES AND TAURUS LOVE

PISCES AND GEMINI LOVE

PISCES AND CANCER LOVE

PISCES AND LEO LOVE

PISCES AND VIRGO LOVE

PISCES AND LIBRA LOVE

PISCES AND SCORPIO LOVE

PISCES AND SAGITTARIUS LOVE

PISCES AND CAPRICORN LOVE

PISCES AND AQUARIUS LOVE

PISCES AND PISCES LOVE

CAREER AND MONEY FOR PLAGUED PISCES

ABSOLUTE WORST JOBS FOR A PLAGUED PISCES

JOBS THAT A PLAGUED PISCES MIGHT NOT SCREW UP

STARS OF THE SIGN PLAGUED PISCES

PLAGUED PISCES BIRTHDAYS

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I had, however, one major problem with astrology. I hated my sign. I was born a freaking Virgo—arguably the most boring, unsexy, lame sign in the entire zodiac.

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MARCH 27

If it seems like people born on March 27th have egos that are completely out of control, you are not crazy. They think that their contribution to the world is truly peerless and they need everyone else to recognize this fact. Two famous divas, Mariah Carey and Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, were born on this date, and have consistently made headlines with reports of their completely egocentric behavior. While many people find self-affirmations helpful, March 27th natives may need to employ self-disaffirmations to avoid infuriating their friends and family.

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