Оглавление
Sarah Mlynowski. Fishbowl
Praise for Sarah Mlynowski
Fishbowl. Sarah Mlynowski
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
CONTENTS
Prologue
1. ALLIE’S MISTAKE
2. JODINE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK
3. EMMA GETS PISSED
4. ALLIE GETS EXCITED
5. JODINE ARRIVES
6. EMMA GETS ATTENTION
7. JODINE HOLDS THE BUTTER
8. IRRITATING OMNISCIENT NARRATOR ADDS HER TWO CENTS (WHO IS SHE, ANYWAY?)
9. JODINE NAMES HER FISH
10. EMMA’S BEING SELFISH AND IS FEELING SORRY FOR HERSELF (SURPRISE, SURPRISE)
11. ALLIE GETS NAUSEOUS
12. TUESDAY 7:00 A.M.: NOTE TAPED TO INSIDE OF FRONT DOOR (NOT TO REFRIGERATOR FOR OBVIOUS REASONS)
13. JODINE WORKS IT
14. ALLIE GOES NUTS
15. EMMA DEALS
16. THE POSTURIZATION OF ALLIE
17. POSTER MANIA
18. ALLIE! YOU’RE BEING AN IDIOT! HE LIKES YOU!
19. EMMA LOOKS SILLY
20. JODINE GETS READY
21. OMNISCIENT NARRATOR TRIES TO GIVE UNBIASED MULTI-PERSPECTIVE ACCOUNT OF PARTY
22. EMMA GOES NUTS
23. ALLIE CONTEMPLATES THE FUTURE
24. JODINE’S DRUG INDUCED EPIPHANY
25. EMMA’S ILLICIT PHONE CALL
26. JODINE COUNTS DOWN
27. PAY ATTENTION, ALLIE!
28. OMNISCIENT NARRATOR RINGS IN THE NEW YEAR
29. JODINE HAS A HANGOVER
30. ALLIE IS OBLIVIOUS
31. EMMA TAKES A PILL
32. JODINE GETS CHOKED UP
33. DID YOU HAVE TO KEEP LEFTOVERS, EMMA?
34 ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE VALENTINE’S DAY, AND THINGS GOT A LITTLE GORY, SO POUR YOURSELF SOME CHARDONNAY, WHILE THE ANNOYING OMNISCIENT NARRATOR RECOUNTS THE STORY
35. WHEN HARRY MET ALLIE
36. JODINE LETS GO
Epilogue
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“Mlynowski is out for a rollicking good time from the start.”
—Arizona Republic on Fishbowl
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“Either,” she answers, and laughs.
“I don’t know.” How do I answer that? First of all, I can’t tell if my brother’s cute. He’s my brother. He looks like me. Second, no I don’t think Jodine’s brother is cute—he has a unibrow and a big head, but I’m not going to start making fun of my new roomie’s family, am I? Besides, maybe Emma will like him, I don’t know. How cool would it be if Emma started dating Jodine’s brother?
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