Milkrun

Milkrun
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Must think happy thoughts. Julie Andrews dancing. Cadbury's chocolate Easter eggs. But no amount of positive thinking changes the fact that Jeremy–the man of my dreams, the man I would marry, the man who should spend his whole life worshipping me and lavishing me with kisses–went to Thailand to find himself.Obviously I'm not as cute and witty as I thought I was, since while I've been sitting around every weekend, he's been sleeping with half of Thailand. And then he found Someone Else. That someone not being me. I have been pathetic. But now I will date. I will become the queen of dating. I will forget all about him. Single in Boston, that's me. But not for long…!

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Sarah Mlynowski. Milkrun

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Milkrun. Sarah Mlynowski

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Contents

1. Jerk

2. No, I’m Not a Hooker But I Sometimes Like to Look Like One

3. Orgasming

4. Why Bother Getting Up?

5. Run Your Fingers Through Your Own Damn Hair

6. Surge Your Manhood Somewhere Else

7. More Beef

8. Ball of Crap

9. But I Want to Be a Princess!

10. Fifty Bucks to a Whole New You

11. Oh, Brother

12. Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder, Week 1, Monday

13. The Quasi Girlfriend Sighed

14. Why is there a Worm in My Big Apple?

15. The Milkrun—Literally

16. Why Can’t I Just Turn into a Pumpkin?

17. Happy New Year!

18. Can I Be Jo-Jo?

19. Happily Ever After—Kind Of

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“This entertaining debut [offers] both humor and substance…. [Anyone] who’s ever been bored by an unfulfilling job…jealous of a roommate who has it all together…or thoroughly perplexed by boy-speak will find something to enjoy here. Mlynowski may not be able to provide all the solutions, but she certainly makes the problems fun.”

—Publishers Weekly on Milkrun

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Jonathan Gradinger is talking to me.

Jonathan Gradinger is talking to me.

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