Longy - Booze, Brawls, Sex and Scandal

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Sean Long. Longy - Booze, Brawls, Sex and Scandal

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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

FOREWORD

INTRODUCTION

UNSAINTLY WEEKENDS

POACHING, SKIVING AND SMOKING – AGED 5!

DISCOVERING RUGBY AND GIRLS

WIGAN BAD LAD

I’M A SAINT

LANCE TODD AND ME

IN BED WITH BASIL

IT’S WIDE TO WEST!

SOZZLED IN SPAIN

BOOZE, BABES AND MAD MIKE

CALMING DOWN AND FINDING ‘THE ONE’

THAT BRADFORD BET

A LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN

INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS

MESSED UP DOWN UNDER

SEAN OF THE DEAD

A CROCK AND HULL STORY

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To my wife Claire and our three gorgeous children, Olivia, Seini and James

FOREWORD BY JOHNNY VEGAS

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We went back to Edmo’s and I said: ‘Right, I’m phoning the police. I need to come clean before they come to me.’ The cops had my fingerprints on file from an incident I’d been involved with when I was 18, so I was bang to rights. And even if they didn’t catch up with me, I felt well guilty about trashing some stranger’s front door and sleeping in their beds. I told the police what had happened, that I’d thought it was my mate’s house and that I felt really bad. They said they’d send someone round.

While we waited for the police to arrive, one of the lads proudly announced that he’d thought of a new nickname for me: ‘Goldilocks’. It went down a storm. A patrol car arrived within a few minutes and two coppers – both in their forties – came into Edmo’s front room. ‘Okay, what’s the story then?’ one of them asked. I told them exactly what happened, from the kebab and the taxi, to kicking the door in and falling asleep naked. At first I thought I was going to get done but with each step of the story, the coppers just laughed harder. They were both rugby fans and they knew who I was. It was obvious my story was true and I offered to pay for any damage.

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