TV Cream Toys Lite
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Steve Berry. TV Cream Toys Lite
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Contents
Just what is TV Cream anyway?
Introduction
‘A La Cart Kitchen’ Training the housewives of tomorrow
Action Man. Military mannequin
Airfix Kits. Inch high club
Armatron. Programmable robotic arm
Backgammon. Pork-soundalike dice ’n’ counters game
Barbie. Whore next door1
Battling Tops. Gyroscopic gladiators
Bermuda Triangle. Makes people disappear
Big Trak. Futuristic battle tank and apple cart
Big Yellow Teapot. It’s big and it’s yellow, but there’s no tea in it
Binatone TV Master. Blip…blip…blip…blip…
Black Box. Atomic mass
Boglins. Hand-puppets from hell
Buckaroo! Saddle-stacking balancing game
Cadbury’s Chocolate Machine. Obstacle to chocolate
Cascade. Bouncy castle for ball-bearings
Chemistry Set. Kitchen-based catalysis
Chic-a-boo. Monkey-faced brown-noser
Chopper. Think once, think twice, think bike!
Chutes Away. Discreetly named air-war leviathan
Cluedo. After-dinner Agatha Christie
Commodore 64. Breadbin-shaped family computer
Computer Battleship. Find-the-square military tactics game
Connect Four. Tic-tac-toe, four in a row
Corgi 007 Lotus Esprit. Reinventing the wheel
Crossfire. Junior Rollerball for trainee snipers
Cyborgs. Sci-fi figurines with interchangeable limbs
Domino Rally. Chain re-ACTION!
Downfall. Upright counter-based safe-cracker game
Dr Who TARDIS. Long-running children’s TV series spin-off
Dungeons & Dragons ‘Alternative reality’ adventure role-play game
Electronic Detective. Computerised Cluedo
Electronic Project. Solder-free fun for the junior boffin
Escalado. Heavy betting
Escape from Colditz. Teutonic incarceration fun for two or more
Etch-A-Sketch. The big-knobs drawing-on-a-screen game
Evel Knievel. Wind-up right-wing stunt man
Finger Frights. As if fingers weren’t frightening enough
Fisher-Price Activity Centre. Industriousness for the under-fives
Flight Deck. The original flight sim
Fuzzy Felt. Reusable cloth collage kit
Galaxy Invader 1000. Joystick-waggling high jinks
Game and Watch. Liquid crystal thrills
Girl’s World. Disembodied head in a box
Guess Who? What’s My Line? without Jilly Cooper
Hangman. There’s a noose on the loose
Haunted House. Paranormal plastic fun
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. Bicep-rippling battlers with moral message
Hornby Railway Set. God’s wonderful replica
Hungry Hippos. Greed is good
Johnny Seven. Multipurpose rifle
Junk Yard. Elastic-powered pinball substitute
KerPlunk. Don’t lose your marbles!
LEGO. Building-brick enemy of the vacuum cleaner
Little Professor. Ruddy-faced maths spod
Lone Star Spudmatic. Gun Ammo domini
Magic Robot. Quiz game with artificial intelligence
Magic Rocks. Grow-your-own underwater crystal ‘garden’
Magna Doodle. Back to the drawing board
Magnetic Wheel. Stringless yoyo
Mastermind. Codebreaking pegathon
Matsushiro Knight Rider Radio-Controlled Car. Adrenalin on rubber wheels
Meccano. Miniature metal modelling kit
Mercury Maze. Discontinued plastic labyrinth
Merlin. Handheld six-in-one games machine
Monopoly. Go straight to hell…do not pass go…
Mousetrap. Average board game, genius contraption
Mr Frosty. Snowman-shaped flavoured icecapades
My Little Pony. Small plastic horse that belongs to you
Newton’s Cradle. Balls
Operation. Play-at-home surgical fun without the gor
Othello. Strategy game ‘from the mysterious East’
Palitoy Cue Ball. Electronic mini-snooker
Paul Daniels TV Magic Tricks. Magic mark-up
Perfection. Plastic-shapes-spitting mania
Peter Powell Stunter Kite. Is it a bird, is it a plane?
Petite Super International Typewriter. Clackety clackety clackety clack–ping!
Play Doh Monster Shop. Inspired clay-based depilation
Pocketeers. Clockwork arcade games
Racing Bike. Two-wheeled transport of delight
Rainbow Brite. Lurid squidgy rag-doll and all her friends
Raving Bonkers Fighting Robots. Genius heavyweight metallic mash-up
Remus Play-Kits. Bargain-bin gifts from aged benefactor
Ricochet Racers. Weapon-propelled miniature cars
ROM the Space Knight. Futuristically armoured action android
Rubik’s Cube. 54 multicoloured facets of misery
Scalextric. Slot machine
Scrabble. Never a cross word
Screwball Scramble. Ball-bearing-in-a-maze madness
Sea-Monkeys. Protozoan pets
Shaker Maker. Oasis-inspiring make-and-paint gnome set
Shrinky Dinks. Make-and-bake marvel
Silly Putty. Gooey toy and cheap Xerox machine stand-in
Simon. Studio 54 on your living room floor
Sindy. Foot-high fashionista
Six Million Dollar Man. Lee Majors’ pension fund
Slime. Synthetic goo
Slinky. Spring roll
Smoking Monkey. Mail-order pocket-money sapper
Sonic Ear1. Digital spy
Sorry! Ludo for bastards
Spacehopper. Boing 24/7
Speak & Spell. Remedial alphabet tutor
Spirograph. When fun and geometry collide
Squirmles. Pipe cleaner with personality
Star Bird. Sonic boon
Star Wars. May the toys be with you
Stay Alive! Chinese chequers with trapdoors
Sticklebricks. Lo-fi LEGO
Stop Boris. Eight-legged, battery-gobbling freak
Strawberry Shortcake. Creepy, aromatic, fruit-inspired dolls
Stretch Armstrong. Elastic lump in blue underpants
Stylophone. Rolf-endorsed, pocket-sized electronic organ
Subbuteo. The champion game of all!
Swingball. Perpetual tennis machine
Tank Command. Desert Storm in a box
Tasco Telescope. Watch the skies
TCR. The car’s the star
Terrahawks Action Zeroid. Spherical metallic Windsor Davies
Test Match. Tiny Oval fun
Tin Can Alley. Electronic hillbilly outfit
Tiny Tears. Blubbing, enuresis-afflicted doll
Tip-It. Balance-of-power tower
Tomytronic 3D. Solar-dependent shoot-’em-ups
Tonka Trucks. Mini JCBs
Top Trumps. Fight-initiating card game
Transformers. TV and comic tie-in robots
Trivial Pursuit. Fact hunt
Twister. Arthritis-inducing floor game
Up Periscope. Das board game
Vertibird. Perpetually spinning indoor helicopter
View-Master. Low-tech 3D-photo story binoculars
Walkie-Talkies. Wireless communication
War of the Daleks. Space ludo with Skaro-centric baddies
Weebles. Does my bum look big in this?
Whimsies. Miniature porcelain menagerie
Yahtzee. No great shakes
Zoids. Warring biomechanoids
ZX Spectrum. Programmable proto-Playstation
Acknowledgements and thanks
How to use this book
About the author
Praise
About the Publisher
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