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This exciting series is about a boy just like you! What makes Sam just a little bit different sometimes, is that he escapes his mum and baby sister on the sort of escapades you have only dreamt of! Don’t you wish you could escape too at times? Well, when you join Sam on his amazing adventures, you’ll be there right alongside him. What are you waiting for? Join Sam on the adventure of a lifetime! Just make sure that you’re as brave and daring as he is, before you turn the first page …
with the Army for a short while … I was 9.
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wow, I didn’t know a guy could scream so girly. But he did, over and over as he turned for home, running and screaming and spitting out dung all at the same time. We rolled about on the ground, laughing our heads off until our stomachs cramped. This was the greatest invention ever! But the best was yet to come. Crabby Abbey, yep, this would be totally awesome. She was always dobbing us in for anything, even if she knew it wasn’t us! It was payback time.
I reloaded the catapult with the squishiest, smelliest, largest dung ball that we had … she was coming. At the end of the road we could see her. yukk! She was singing ‘Mary had a little lamb’ and skipping and … errr gross!! … She was wearing a dress with giant orange flowers all over it and big dangly frills around the bottom. We were blinded by her grossness and quickly put on our ‘coodee’ protection helmets. But even that couldn’t keep out her glass-shattering shrieking.
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