Not Tonight, Honey: Wait 'til I'm A Size 6
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Susan Reinhardt. Not Tonight, Honey: Wait 'til I'm A Size 6
Not Tonight, Honey
Susan Reinhardt
Contents
Acknowledgments
Lessons from the Staircase
The Other Taco Bell Dog
Going to Pot
The Grumpy Vagina
Looking for Some Hot Stuff
Reeling in the Altar Chickens
Men Who Have Maytags and the Women Who Love Them
Mama’s Bridge Biddies
Bebo
The Uterine Comptroller
The Perfect Mom
In Sickness and Health, and Trips to the Goodwill
Marrying Ma Ferguson
Little Miss Ungrateful
Die Rear
Not Tonight, Hon: Wait ’Til I Get My New Boobs
The Ultra GrindZapper Treatment
Miss Glorious Priss Pot
When One Elvis Is Not Enough
Field Trips from the Edge
The Worthalots
I Wanna Sang!
Smiling from the Pool Table
Eye Cues
Gooooood Miiiiiiiilk!
Leasing Life’s Blessings
The Unglamorous Girl of “Camp Am Not”
My Old-Lady Swimsuit
Nobody Wants a Bone But a Dog
The Reinhardt Diet: The Unconventional Way
Someone’s Knockering on the Door
Up and Grade
Growing Older with Grace and Merlot
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Wait ’til I’m a size 6
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“You bring the cash?” she asked. “I don’t have much time to talk. You don’t want her, eight more do.” It had grown from six to eight overnight. “Three of them seem like great homes, too.”
She had me. No mother likes that much competition.
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