Blaikie’s Guide to Modern Manners

Blaikie’s Guide to Modern Manners
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Thomas Blaikie. Blaikie’s Guide to Modern Manners

Blaikie’s Guide to Modern Manners. Thomas Blaikie

Table of Contents

Introduction

Manners in Public. Where to begin? ‘Good morning,’ ‘Thank you,’ pushing and shoving – among other things

Children

Get a move on: cashpoints and checkouts

Munch as you go and What’s that smell?

May I have your seat?

Not satisfied

Tipping

At the leisure centre or gym

Drunkenness

Mobile phones in public places

Chance encounters

Neighbours

The laying of flowers

Work Manners. What are work manners?

Greetings

Holding the door open

At the urinal

In the lift

In the canteen

Distractions

Interruptions

Thanking

Presents and cards

Smelly food – the CupaSoup nightmare

Office parties

Leave it as you found it and Would you do that at home?

Is that your mug?

Taking advantage

Overdoing it in various ways

Mobile phones at work

Office e-mail

Condoling at work

Communications Manners ‘Don’t take that call!’ Mobile phones in social life

Switched on or not switched on? The responsibilities of ownership

Texting and non-texting

Text conversations/ending text conversations

Tone/Misunderstandings in text conversations

When not to text

Language and grammar in texting

E-mailing

On the phone

Leaving messages

Let’s Get Together: Inviting and Accepting Manners. A question of honour: Being stood up, ‘flaking’ and the commitment problem

Saying no nicely

Divorce etiquette

They keep inviting us but we don’t want to go

Dropping in

Written invitations: What to write?

Inviting by telephone or e-mail

What is being offered/how to explain/what words to use

When to invite

Who to invite?

Confirming

How to reply

No reply at all!

Disinviting

Asking to be invited. Can I bring a friend?

Not invited!

Clothes Manners. What to wear?

Greetings Manners. The social-kissing question

Right on Time: Clock Manners. Sorry! We’re running late

I could have danced all night!

Late hosts

Food and Menu Manners. What shall I give them? Food for others

Eat it up!

Special orders

Sitting-down-to-eat Manners. What’s on the table

‘Placement’

‘Wiring in’

Slow eaters

Table manners

Nasty eating habits

Food stuck on the face

Do we mention the food?

Wine talk

Drunkenness

Breakages must be paid for

Returning-hospitality Manners: also the Problem of Richer Friends. Do we dare to ask them back?

What if your friends are hugely richer than you?

Names Manners. Names, names, names

That’s not my name!

More than one name: Nicknames and the in-crowd question

Call me what you like – I don’t mind

What-to-say Manners. Getting to know people: Perfect questions

Interrupting

Am I boring?

Putting your foot in it

Let’s have a heated debate

Talking about money – in one way or another

Name-dropping

Hideous embarrassments

Networking

Speaking and Language Manners ‘Now I will just say a few words’

Do I speak nicely?

Bad language

Rude stories

Special Manners for Special Occasions. Surviving the stand-up party

What are hosts supposed to do at the stand-up party?

Introducing at the stand-up party

Moving on at the stand-up party

Saying goodbye at the stand-up party

Strippograms

Surprise parties

Extreme Manners. Crisis situations: When they’ve just got to go – or have they?

Sex, Filth and Couples Manners. Chatting up, dating, turning down

Couples on their best behaviour

Filth

Body-hair manners

Substance Manners. Smoking

Drugs

Condolence Manners. Offering condolences

Acknowledging condolences

Holiday Manners. Villa holidays

Money Manners. Debts small and large, and Can we let them pay?

Children’s Manners – Mostly for Parents. Perfect dears

Other people’s children

Letters and Cards Manners. Thank-you letters and cards for meals and parties – a major rethink

Thanking if you’ve been to stay

Presents are different

Christmas cards

Round-robin letters

Presents and Gifts Manners. Presents: It’s the thought that counts

Do I bring a bottle?

Dog Manners. Such a lovely dog!

Staff Manners – Mainly for Punters and Employers. Waiter! Waiter!

I must clean for the cleaner

Other staff

Afterword

Acknowledgements

Also by Thomas Blaikie

Copyright

About the Publisher

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To my mother, whose manners are a miracle

Title Page

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Dog Manners

Staff Manners – Mainly for Punters and Employers

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