How to Rob a Bank

How to Rob a Bank
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A hilarious, filmic and fast-paced crime-caper by 2019’s funniest new voice in teen fiction, ideal for readers aged 11 and up.Some people rob banks because they’re greedy. Others enjoy the adrenalin rush. Me? I robbed a bank because of guilt. Specifically: guilt and a Nepalese scented candle…When fifteen-year-old Dylan accidentally burns down the house of the girl he’s trying to impress, he feels that only a bold gesture can make it up to her. A gesture like robbing a bank to pay for her new home.Only an unwanted Saturday job, a tyrannical bank manager, and his unfinished history homework lie between Dylan and the heist of century. And really, what’s the worst that could happen?A funny, cinematic, ill-advised comedy-crime adventure perfect for gamers, heist movie fans, and anyone who loves a laugh.

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Том Митчелл. How to Rob a Bank

Identify Your Justification: Why Bother?

Exercise Caution Around Naked Flames

Remember: There’s No ‘I’ in ‘Team’ But There is in ‘Win’

Does Robbing a Bank Suit Your Needs?

There’s Such a Thing as Being Over-prepared

Ensure Your Target Ticks All the Boxes

Anything That Can Go Wrong, Will Go Wrong

Be Prepared to Use Your Imagination

‘Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No Matter. Try Again. Fail Again. Fail Better.’ Samuel Beckett

Use Technology to Your Advantage

Do Your Best to Avoid Violence

Get Your Hands Dirty

Robbing a Bank is Like Riding a Horse

Trust Nobody

Remain Focused, No Matter What

Do Your Homework (Scout the Location)

Short-term Pain for Long-term Gain

Nothing is Free, Not Even Stolen Money

A Good Thief is a Good Actor

Take Care of the Present and the Future Will Look After Itself

Remember: Everybody Makes Mistakes

Breaking the Law Isn’t Fun

Avoid Mixing Business with Pleasure

Don’t Cry Over Spilt Milk

Nobody Said Robbing a Bank was Easy

It’s Better to Fail Before, Rather Than During, a Crime

You Don’t Want to End Up Locked Away

Never Be Too Proud to Ask for Help

Expect to Fail and You Won’t Be Disappointed

The Darkest Point of the Night Comes Before Sunrise (or something like that)

Take Advantage of Unexpected Opportunities

Flexibility Can Be as Important as Detailed Planning

A Journey of a Thousand Miles Begins with a Single Step

Don’t Let Your Ego Blind You to Your Plan’s Faults

The Running Track of Life is Littered with Potholes

Operation RHC (Retrieve History Coursework) The Window

The Alarm

The Toilet Door

The Cash Machine

The Getaway

Fail to Prepare, Prepare to Fail

Don’t Forget the Importance of Good Timing

Never Underestimate your own Potential for Stupidity

Don’t Try to Rob a Bank on Your Own

Robbing a Bank is a Matter of Holding Your Nerve

Take Inspiration from Everywhere and Everything

There’s Nothing More Important Than Your Getaway Plan

Don’t Forget to Eat

The End

About the Publisher

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To Jacob, Dylan and Nicky

Title Page

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Chapter 28: Never Be Too Proud to Ask for Help

Chapter 29: Expect to Fail and You Won’t Be Disappointed

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