More Blood, More Sweat and Another Cup of Tea
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Tom Reynolds. More Blood, More Sweat and Another Cup of Tea
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
Prologue: A Good Job
Introduction
Taxi
Leaving My Job
Zafira
NYE Night
Ten Deep Breaths
Taxi?
Chickenpox
Rough
The Black Dog Has Been Taken Outside and Shot
Complaint
Snapshots
Repeat Offender
Algesia
Back on the Car…
Wee-Wee
Swagger
Scent
Betting Shops
It Says ‘London’ on the Side
Good Job/Bad Job. Good Job
Bad Job
Valentine’s Day
Tagged
Lost Words
Bleurgh
Free-Market Oxygen
Uniform
Abuse Your Ambulance Crew
Slow Suicide
I Wouldn’t Trust Them with My Dog
Laughing Policeman
Structural Collapse
Shorn
12th November 2046
On the Power of Blankets
Friday Night’s All Right for Fighting
Gassed and Splinted
More Crap GP Work
Wasting the Time of a GP
Small Observation
(Another) Nan Down
More Madness in East London
Ethnic Relations
Lying to Patients
Patientside
Hit and Run
Happiness Is
Offering the Chance
Shaken Baby
On the Strange Thoughts that Assai I You at Five in the Morning
Idea One
Idea Two
Taxi Driving
An Upsetting Job
Being Lied to
Clockwatching
Thank You Taxpayers
Helpful Demons
Absurd Council ‘Thinking’
Last Night’s ‘Off Job’
Wild Geese
Why You Should Pull Over and Let Us Pass (Or Hahahahahaha…)
Arranged
Sugar
F-off
The Standard Weekend Night
Moped Madness
Sucking Lungs
Persuasion
The Jobs We Do…
On Dealing with a Brain Surgeon
Forgetting Your History
A Warning
Bloody CPR
Stabbings and Sex Politics
New Terms
Rioting and Waiting
Not with Your Ten-Foot Barge Pole
Not All Bad
Minimalist Blogging #1
Minimalist Blogging #2
Minimalist Blogging #3
Minimalist Blogging # 4
Minimalist Blogging # 5
Community Care
Things that Make Me Want to Go Stabby
Why I Keep Telling My Mother that I Would Rather Wear Glasses to Work than Contact Lenses—Namely Their Protective Quality
The Usual Suspects
Maybe
Heatwave
Blue, Blue, Blue and Blue
Armed Siege
Working for Your Pay
Boating
Intermediate Tier
Double Fall
Fall-Not As Given
Faux Pas
‘Cheating’ to Get Care
Oh FFS!
Shattered
Tilt
The Truth*
Why Your Train Yesterday May Have Been Delayed
Three Glass Stories
Hit
Allergic Reaction
After the Epilepsy Comes the Work
Snails
Mugging
Danger Bus
Dog (Or, Why I Like Animals More than Most People)
Thursday Night
Thank You West Ham
My New Plan for Hoax Calls
On TV Dramas and Documentaries
Dotty
Unknown Aggro
Church
Saviour or Service Abuser
Possession
The Humanity of the Officer of the Peace
Abandonment
Both Boxes Ticked
Cynical Minds Thinking Alike
Veil
A New Kind of Stupid
Forked
Hypo
Parklife
9010
The Things that We Do
Helpful Passers-By
Government Targets
Hectic
Beaten
Beaten II
Inter-Service Relationships
Ghosts of the Past
Pitch Black
Google Health
Another Monday Night
Is It Wrong?
The Right Choice
The Slow Attrition of the Soul
Knee
Extended Role
The Stanford Experiment
Da Boss
Standing Back
Two in Two Nights
MHU Transfers
No Boom Today, Maybe Boom Tomorrow
A Little Good
Anger
A Night on the FRU
Attention
Meal-Breaks
Battered
The Long Job
Christmas
Man Down
Pre-Christmas Crisis
Bus/Follow Up
Curse of the Observer
His and Hers
On the Possible Causes for a Collapse
Non-Carers Who Care
Canvas, with Handles
Essex Boy
Parents
A Query on a Phone Call
Wheelchair
More of the (Shameful) Usual
Violence
Increasing Calls
Mr Grumpy
Yellow Card
Fat Bastard
On the Failings of My Stab Vest
Broken Finger
Returnee
Another Good Job
Infested
Small Annoyances
Friday
The Same Old Story
Yellow
Hive Mind
From Sun to Scum
More Real Work
More Strokes
Midwife to Tragedy
Rat Poison
Filth
Why I Like Old Folk
Cordoned Off
Invisible Dogs
Why the Government Hates Us
Thanks to a Bystander
Smoky
How to Fix the Ambulance Service (Part One)
How to Fix the Ambulance Service (Part Two)
Hidden Abuse?
The Term of the Day
A Good GP
A Tale of Two Cardiacs. Patient number one
Patient number two
Twit One and Twit Two
Two Amusing Things
Deceased
Fuming
Night Swimming
A Sheet of A4
Tough as Old Boots
Strength
Lexicon of the Ambulance Service (or What ‘Punter’ Means)
Acknowledgements
About the Author
Also by the Author
About the Publisher
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MORE BLOOD, MORE SWEAT
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Chapter 107 – Mugging
Chapter 108 – Danger Bus
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