21st-Century Yokel
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Tom Cox. 21st-Century Yokel
CONTENTS
1. WITCHES’ KNICKERS
2. WOFFAL
3. TWO OTTERS, SEVEN BEAVERS, TWO RIVERS AND A LYNX
4. THE HILLOCKS HAVE EYES
5. WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
6. THE BEST WAVES
7. FULL JACKDAW
8. BOATS AGAINST THE CURRENT
9. BLACK DOG
10. DAWN OF THE DAD
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
SUPPORTERS
Отрывок из книги
1. Witches’ Knickers
2. WOFFAL
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My parents and I spent that Christmas of 2015 at my house in Devon, where I was playing nurse to one of my cats, who was recovering from two large life-saving operations, having been attacked by a dog. My dad filled their car with several bags of firewood, which he’d very kindly collected for me. I felt bad taking this from him, as he stacked it in such beautiful formations, and I felt even worse when my mum explained the lengths he’d gone to in order to get some of it. ‘He lost a big branch in the river again, like last year,’ she told me. ‘He walked back across the field and asked me to come over and hold his legs for him while he reached over and got it. I’m sixty-five.’ Only just over a month had passed since the last time my dad had fallen into a large body of natural water: a lake in Lincolnshire into which he was dipping a jar in order to get goodies for his new garden wildlife pond.
‘I should have known he would never be a proper grown-up when he asked me to go sledging on our first date,’ said my mum.
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