I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
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My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world.–from the IntroductionActual reader feedback:"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"«Thank you, thank you, thank you–for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say 'screw the system' and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, 'What Would Tucker Do?'–and I do it, and I am a better man for it.»"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."«I'll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you.»"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."
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Tucker Max. I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL. TUCKER MAX
CONTENTS
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
INTRODUCTION
AUTHOR’S NOTE
THE FAMOUS SUSHI PANTS STORY
THE NIGHT WE ALMOST DIED
THE BLOWJOB FOLLIES
EVERYONE HAS “THAT” FRIEND
TUCKER FUCKS A FAT GIRL; HILARITY ENSUES
THE NOW INFAMOUS TUCKER MAX CHARITY AUCTION DEBACLE
QUITE THE VACATION
TUCKER GOES TO VEGAS
FLOSS
THE FOXFIELD WEEKEND
THE AUSTIN ROAD TRIP
MY KEY WEST TRIP
GIRL BEATS TUCKER AT HIS OWN GAME
TUCKER TRIES BUTTSEX; HILARITY DOES NOT RNSUE
THIS’LL JUST HURT A LITTLE
THE UT WEEKEND
THE PEE BLAME
TUCKER GOES TO A HOCKEY GAME
THE ABSINTHE DONUTS STORY
THE MOST DISTURBING CONVERSATION EVER
SHE WON’T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER
TUCKER RUPTURES HIS APPENDIX
THE SEX STORIES
TUCKER HAS A MOMENT OF REFLECTION; ENDS POORLY
THE DOG VOMIT STORY
THE MIDLAND, TEXAS, STORY
THE WORST TUCKER STORY EVER
SNOOP STORY
TUCKER GOES 3-MINUTE DATING; HILARITY ENSUES
THE TUCKER MAX BOOK TOUR
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