I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
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My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world.–from the IntroductionActual reader feedback:"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"«Thank you, thank you, thank you–for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say 'screw the system' and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, 'What Would Tucker Do?'–and I do it, and I am a better man for it.»"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."«I'll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you.»"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

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Tucker Max. I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL. TUCKER MAX

CONTENTS

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

INTRODUCTION

AUTHOR’S NOTE

THE FAMOUS SUSHI PANTS STORY

THE NIGHT WE ALMOST DIED

THE BLOWJOB FOLLIES

EVERYONE HAS “THAT” FRIEND

TUCKER FUCKS A FAT GIRL; HILARITY ENSUES

THE NOW INFAMOUS TUCKER MAX CHARITY AUCTION DEBACLE

QUITE THE VACATION

TUCKER GOES TO VEGAS

FLOSS

THE FOXFIELD WEEKEND

THE AUSTIN ROAD TRIP

MY KEY WEST TRIP

GIRL BEATS TUCKER AT HIS OWN GAME

TUCKER TRIES BUTTSEX; HILARITY DOES NOT RNSUE

THIS’LL JUST HURT A LITTLE

THE UT WEEKEND

THE PEE BLAME

TUCKER GOES TO A HOCKEY GAME

THE ABSINTHE DONUTS STORY

THE MOST DISTURBING CONVERSATION EVER

SHE WON’T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER

TUCKER RUPTURES HIS APPENDIX

THE SEX STORIES

TUCKER HAS A MOMENT OF REFLECTION; ENDS POORLY

THE DOG VOMIT STORY

THE MIDLAND, TEXAS, STORY

THE WORST TUCKER STORY EVER

SNOOP STORY

TUCKER GOES 3-MINUTE DATING; HILARITY ENSUES

THE TUCKER MAX BOOK TOUR

APPENDIX 1:

APPENDIX 2:

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Kristy “What is that smell?”

El Bing “Oh, sorry baby, that’s cookies burning.”

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