Mr. Punch's Book of Love: Being the Humours of Courtship and Matrimony

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Various. Mr. Punch's Book of Love: Being the Humours of Courtship and Matrimony

Mr. Punch's Book of Love: Being the Humours of Courtship and Matrimony

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MR. PUNCH'S. BOOK OF LOVE

THE HUMOURS OF COURTSHIP. AND MATRIMONY

THE PUNCH LIBRARY OF HUMOUR

ABOUT MATRIMONIAL JOKES, AND ONE IN PARTICULAR

"DRIVEN TO DESPERATION"

MR. PUNCH'S BOOK OF LOVE

DOMESTIC ECONOMY

THE NEOGAMS—A WARNING

SONGS OF THE HEARTH-RUG

MARRIAGE MEMORIES

A SCIENTIFIC WOOER

TO ALL THE OTHER GIRLS

VALENTINE'S DAY—THEN AND NOW

LOVE IN LACONICS

THE IDEAL HUSBAND

TO A RICH YOUNG WIDOW

THE "OFF" SEASON

LOVE LETTERS OF A BUSINESS MAN

REFLECTIONS ON A BROKEN ENGAGEMENT

PROFESSIONAL LOVE-LETTERS

I

II

WHAT TO WEAR ON YOUR WEDDING DAY

WORDS TO A WIFE

THE DIVORCE SHOP

A DISTINCTION WITHOUT A DIFFERENCE

Act I.—Before the Event

Act II.—After the Event

THE SEVEN WONDERS OF A MARRIED MAN

THE SEVEN WONDERS OF A MARRIED WOMAN

WAITING

VIRGINIA STOCK'S VIEW OF IT

SONG OF THE HIGHER SENTIMENTS

HOW TO MAKE LIFE EMINENTLY DISAGREEABLE

TO AN OLD FLAME—(Twenty Years after)

THE FIN DE SIÈCLE SUITOR

A HUSBAND'S LAMENT

LOVE AND COURTSHIP

MY NEIGHBOUR

ADVICE TO GIRL GRADUATES

READING BETWEEN THE MARRIAGE LINES

WAIT FOR AGE

EVOLUTION

AN ENGAGEMENT

DROP BY DROP

A YOUNG HUSBAND'S LAMENT

THE EDUCATION OF HUSBANDS

LINES TO MY LADY-LOVE

WHOM NOT TO MARRY:

TRITE BUT TRUE

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Published by Good Press, 2019

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A DISTINCTION WITHOUT A DIFFERENCE

Act I. — Before the Event.

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