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Various. Witty Pieces by Witty People
Witty Pieces by Witty People
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AT PLAY
WITTY PIECES BY WITTY PEOPLE
A COLLECTION
MR. AND MRS. BOWSER
The Former Decides to Give a Progressive Euchre Party
Reasonable
Few Things Boston Girls Don't Know
Saved His Honor
A Bricklayer
A Business Term
NOW SHE IS THIN AND HE IS FAT
The Wonderful Case of the Mullenhausers, Who Bathed at Coney Island
Was Qualified
Where They Might Economize
Just Why
She Knew One When She Saw It
An Incentive to Study
Connoisseurs
THE LIMEKILN CLUB
How Major Drawbar Jones Escaped Expulsion on Serious Charges
A Good Trade
A Poetical Cook
Knowledge Is Power
A Good Reason for Stopping a Newspaper
With Interest
Three Periods of Love
Where Hens Are Useful
Not so Mad After All
Practical Theology
How it Affects Them
Cheap Postage
A MODEST TALE
It Is Cheerfully Told by a Georgia Munchausen
Hugging the Shore
A Night of Terror
Where the Gold Comes From
His Cure for Sleeplessness
Hard to Believe
AFTER A CLEW
Methods of the Modern Detective Illustrated by a Small Incident
Two of a Kind
A Change of Manœuver
The Latest Style
Certainly
Knew All the Ladies
The Collar Line
A Foregone Conclusion
A Simple Fish Story
An Unwelcome Invention
No Balm on Sunday
An Explanation
She Could Smell It
Offended
Journalistic Comprehensiveness
A Fatal Mistake
Successful Speculation
Her Business
Burdette on Womankind
It Was a Bad Mixing Up
Last Year's Trouble
At the Ball
A Thrilling Social Episode
THE IRISH WIDOW
Mrs. Magoogin's Promised Donation to the World's Fair Committee
His Awful Confession
An Accommodating Boss
High Up
Her Perennial Experiences
"Kin a Quack Move?"
Sleeping With the Baby
Out of Practice
What it Did
As He Knew Them
Needs an Amendment
THE IRISH WIDOW
Mrs. Magoogin Discusses a Proposed Trip to Paris
Lived on Water
Unpatriotic
She Knew the Vegetable
The Wisdom of Babes
A Cutting Remark
Their First Season
The Rascal Responded Promptly
Reveries of the Season
Not So Tough as That
She Considered it a Deliberate Insult
MR. BOWSER ON DECK ONCE MORE
He Delivers a Lecture Upon the Carelessness of Women
Both in Hard Luck
He Got There All the Same
The Course of True Love Never Did Run Smooth
Willing to Pay in Trade
Here Again
A Substitute
Wrong Train
An Unreliable Symptom
A Financial Solomon
Four Too Many
Too Much of a Denial
A Puzzled Celt
A Suitable Adviser
Broke In
Dog Days
The Firm Schoolmistress
At the London Law Courts
The Pensive Maiden
Our Cunning Kids
He Was
HE WAS ONERY BUT INNOCENT
No Evidence to Convict Thomas of Stealing the Hog
Not in His Line
Outwitted
The Reason
A Sense of Safety
New England Courtship as it Was and Is
Trotters' Rival
Everything in Its Place
MAKING A HIT
A Consolation
It Was Perfumed
Quite Sure
Only a Matter of Form
Weighed Down
Quite a Different Thing
A Negro Who Doesn't Like Chicago Manners
Too Late Even for Lecocq
MR. BOWSER AS A WHITEWASHER
He Is Not a Howling Success at Inside Decorating
The Latest About Kissing
Conclusive
THE HONEYMOON
The Sly Way in Which Prohibition Works
His Last Resort
How She Told the Latest Joke
On General Principles
His First Shave
Two Kinds of Accompaniment
A Sure Sign
A Fair Estimate
Didn't Intend to Hit Him
Eager for Absorption
MR. BOWSER IN THE COUNTRY
He Enjoys Fresh Air and Mosquitoes to His Heart's Content—His Original Method of Milking Not Indorsed by the Cow
The Hard Luck of Some People
A Disastrous Clerical Error
His Complexion Was Against Him
The Difference
Sir Wilfred Lawson's Story
Expected It
Truth in Absence
Another Kind of Habit
Family Loyalty
Not Related
One of Chauncey's Latest
But They Read of It
Oklahoma Hotel Rules
Electricity Will Do Away With All This
A Bitter Reflection
A Mistake at Table
Answering the Question
How Appearances Deceive
One Idea of It
A Truthful Statement
A Controlling Feature
A Jersey Idyl
A Point Usually Overlooked
Still Alive
Devoted Admirers, Both
A New Definition of a Bobtail Flush
She Wasn't Posted
Very Necessary
A Righteous Judge
A Family Peculiarity
Taking One Too Literally
Had No Regrets
About to Strike Dead Luck
March Winds
Reconciliation
Confiding
A Nun-Like Girl and Her Mischievous Friend
Very Serious
A WOMAN AT BANK
The Trouble she gives the Receiving Teller
An Effective Mule Invigorator
He Got the Trousers
A Curiosity
Clean in the Faith
A Large Party
MRS. FLYNN AND THE GOAT
The Lady's Stirring Narrative, with Spring Lamb Trimmings
Sam Wellerisms
Accounting for the Edition
Twenty-five Cents Ahead
Not Very Flattering
Two Kinds of Bands
It Hurt His Feelings
Young Man of Killarney
THE ELIXIR OF LIFE.—By H. C. R
Just Discovered
A Blush Absorber
An Unpardonable Error
Too Dangerous
Times Have Changed
From the Oklahoma "Snorter."
Herr Yager on the Marriage Question
Attached
Not Saving His Bacon
Her Attraction
Deaf But Sensible
JOURNAL OF SOLOMON SIDESPLITTER
