From the Dog's Mouth

From the Dog's Mouth
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When a seventy-something astrologer, well-known for his razor-sharp intuition and celestial insights, decides to get his first dog, he is in for the surprise of his life. You see, this Fox Terrier turns out to be a healer and a mind-reader. And the dog talks to his owner. Join the journey of Mr. Darby and his owner whom he calls a lot of descriptive names as they both make major adjustments to each other.
Like how to get Mr. Darby not to poo and pee in the house; fights about eating schedules–but most stand-offs are about control and manipulation.
Just when you think you've heard everything, this 3 year-old terrier will have you laughing at yourself, crying in some parts and you might even get rip roaring mad with his political bias. You'll meet Scott and his dog Riggs who becomes Mr. Darby's best friend.
Mr. D. will tell you who he thinks is going to be the next President of the United States and why.
This Wire Fox Terrier has the solution for the economic problems around the world.
He'll tell you about his past lives and why he chose his present owner. Although his Dada (yes, another name he calls his owner) has written many books and has a well-respected career as a counselor and media personality, Mr. Darby wants you to know that From the Dog's Mouth is his book and not Mister G.'s. Let me be upfront from first growl: I refer to my lord and master as Daddy or Dada because although he has never had a pet or raised two-legged kids, he has done his best to whip me into shape, make me abide by his rules and do what I am told. Sometimes I call him mon père or il mio papà, even simply Mister G. He and I have become co-healers in his practice as a therapist. He counsels thousands of men, women and children as an intuitive, using Carl Jung and astrology to wring the truth out of them, and to tell them what the world looks like through his lens. Thank God Dada learned how to read my mind, or as his momma Maggie would say, “listen to me,” so he could channel my thoughts for this book.

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Wavecrest Imprint. From the Dog's Mouth

From the Dog’s Mouth. Barks, Yelps & Growls About Politics, Jackasses and Blowhards, Religion, Christians and Jews, My Chosen People, Gays, Straights, Charlie Sheen, Joy Behar and Anything Else I Want to Yak About. Mr. Darby

Dedication

INTRODUCTION

Don’t Judge A Dog

The Extended Family

Riggs, Me and a Dash or Two of Trouble

Two Legs Versus Four Legs

Who’s Smarter, a Dog or His Owner?

Rules and Deregulations

Putting Cesar Millan in His Place and Other Myth Busters

Coming to Terms with Him and Me

Poo and the Dog Park

Duncan and the Old Ranger

That Schedule

Living by Grace

TV, Joy and Stupid People

Glenn Beck Needs to Be in Judge Judy’s Court

Charlie Sheen as Goofy Goof

Hubba Hubba Hoda Kotb

Good Things Don’t Always Last

Spirituality, Intuitiveness and Religion

Mr. Darby Is Intuitive

Past Lives, Present Tense

Get a Life!

Baruch Atah Adonai

Daddy’s Clients and Friends

The Blame Game

Amadeus

Harriet and Daddy

Pink and Blue

More Lessons for Two-Leggeds

Get A Grip

Elitists as Idiots

Are We Having Fun Yet? Why Not?

All Work and No Play

Driving the Car

Getting Along

El Beagle, La Madre y Su Hija

Nikki, the Best Two-Legged Little Girl in My Life

Challenges for My Keeper

Don’t Let the Bed Bugs Bite

The Knee Tails, Err, Tales

Bury Me at Wounded Knee

Through the Looking Glass

Things They Are A Changin’

The Twins

Good-bye, Mr. Riggs

The Lord Taketh Away, Then an Unexpected Giveth

Politics, Pansies and Patriotism

A Ramblin’ Reckless Republican Recruit

Calling Bill Maher! Calling Bill Maher!

The Celestine Prophecy Comes Visiting

Things Are Not What They Seem

Acknowledgements

Mr. Darby’s Friends. Mr. Darby’s Two-Legged Friends

Mr. Darby’s Four-Legged Friends

Mr. Darby and Riggs, His Best Friend

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To Gail Bell, a four-legs’ best friend

and my twin angels, Livia and Augusta Carney

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You see, I’m as intuitive as my owner. I knew outright that he and I needed one another. I also knew he had the right stuff to make it work, but it was going to take every ounce of endurance we both could muster.

Mon père is an intuitive counselor who tracks stars — usually not Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt (although he does advise some of the silver screen sort from time to time). He tracks the shiny, twinkling kind, the ones found against the black sky, to see what makes people tick.

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