FOREWORD.
MY CANNY YOUTH.
THE LONG WAY OUT.
TAKING NO RISKS.
A BONNIE BAIRN.
HOW TO DISPERSE A CROWD.
PLAYING THE GAME.
CUPBOARD LOVE.
"GUILTY" AS CHARGED.
AYE A SOMETHING!
"DAMN THAT FLY!"
A DEATH CERTIFICATE.
WILD OATS.
WHERE'S THE WHIP.
A "DEAD" HEAT.
ENCORE.
THE VERNACULAR.
A BLACK DAY.
SHARING EXPENSES.
NO ORANGE BLOSSOMS.
THE "CHOOCKIE" WAS GOOD.
EXTRAVAGANCE.
YANKEE SCOTTISH HUMOUR.
NO USE FOR GEPGRAPHY.
SOMETHING IN HIS HEAD.
SCOTLAND WON.
THE TIP BELOW THE PLATE.
KISSING TIME.
A SUM IN PROPORTION.
HOSPITALITY.
A STAKE IN THE COUNTRY.
THE REASON.
ABERDEEN ARITHMETIC.
FEW ARE CHOSEN.
NO CANINE ARTISTES.
THREE A PENNY.
A TREAT IN STORE.
SOLOMON UP-TO-DATE.
SPOTTING THE DEVIL.
AN ABERDEEN WAIL.
VAIN REGRETS.
SCOTTISH INSOMNIA.
CLYDE BUILT.
CHEAP PUBLICITY.
EVERY MAN TO HIS TRADE.
FRENZIED FINANCE.
A FITTING MINISTER.
HE LEFT THEM TO IT.
WEATHER PROFITS.
A PLEASING PROSPECT.
UNPROFITABLE WIVES.
NO WONDER HE WAS GLOOMY.
A SLOW TRAIN.
THE ABERDEEN WEDDING PRESENT.
A PERFECT MAN.
WHISKY AND SODA.
BANG WENT TUPPENCE.
THE POWDERED LADY.
A GRAND BUSINESS.
LIVE AND LET LIVE.
PLAIN ENGLISH.
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