Читать книгу Legend of the Peeing briton - Павел Тюрин - Страница 21

Floristics Sector. The blooming flowers in the toilet orangeries

Another attraction of the Museum is its female Head Janitor who was born and bred to be a Minister of Culture. But as soon as the current vacancy opened, without hesitation she resigned and dedicated her life to serving the cleanliness of the floors in the temple of this contemporary idol. The hiring committee took into account not only her professional managing experience, but above all the many years of cleaning experience at the Museum of Foreign Art.

The special area of the Museum’s exhibition reserved only for the Peeing British Club members

Some of the exhibits of this Special area of the Museum may be shocking, so here we only reproduce the most modest examples for the fear of traumatizing the underprepared viewer. It is believed that this tap of the Head janitor’s sink is an exact replica of the ‘tap’ possessed by its English owner.

The tour guides warn the visitors that in other rooms of the Museum the taps do not necessarily correspond to the originals of its employees

The Museum has also created a vacancy for the full-time employee whose job it is to respond to the letters addressed to the Peeing Briton, since, it is foreseen that the avalanche of the correspondence will not die down. The letters to the ‘PB’ will have to be written in the English language and of course not in the state language at all, just like they are written to Santa Claus in Lapland. In the not so distant future Latvijas Pasts will have to start thinking on developing the special postal imprint of the Peeing Briton and the issue of the memorable stamps in order to satisfy the philatelists’ needs.

The first postal stamp has been issued to commemorate the Museum’s opening

The Numismatists are also delighted – they have found out that one of the minting manufacturers of Europe is planning to produce coins with the image of the distinguished Briton.

The drawn model of the unique Eurocoin is already prepared