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Tina is kneeling in front of Clare and leaning forward threateningly and I sense that aggro is but just split seconds away. In such an explosive situation a man has to stay cool, I think fast, and arrive at a split-second decision. I reach for my y-fronts and start to pull them on. If you start by saving yourself that’s always one life on the credit side.

‘You ! ! ! ! –’

‘Now girls,’ I say. ‘You musn’t –’ I reach for my trousers and turn round to see – blimey!