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·1· SCENE—Lawn in front of the terrace at Hunstanton.

[Sir John and Lady Caroline Pontefract, Miss Worsley, on chairs under large yew tree.]

lady caroline

I believe this is the first English country house you have stayed at, Miss Worsley?

hester

Yes, Lady Caroline.

lady caroline

You have no country houses, I am told, in America?

hester

We have not many.

lady caroline

Have you any country? What we should call country?

·2· hester

[Smiling.] We have the largest country in the world, Lady Caroline. They used to tell us at school that some of our states are as big as France and England put together.

lady caroline

Ah! you must find it very draughty, I should fancy. [To Sir John.] John, you should have your muffler. What is the use of my always knitting mufflers for you if you won’t wear them?

sir john

I am quite warm, Caroline, I assure you.

lady caroline

I think not, John. Well, you couldn’t come to a more charming place than this, Miss Worsley, though the house is excessively damp, quite unpardonably damp, and dear Lady Hunstanton is sometimes a little lax about the people she asks down here. [To Sir John.] Jane mixes too much. Lord Illingworth, of course, is a man of high distinction. It is a privilege to meet him. And that member of Parliament, Mr. Kettle——

sir john

Kelvil, my love, Kelvil.

lady caroline

He must be quite respectable. One has never ·3· heard his name before in the whole course of one’s life, which speaks volumes for a man, now-a-days. But Mrs. Allonby is hardly a very suitable person.

hester

I dislike Mrs. Allonby. I dislike her more than I can say.

lady caroline

I am not sure, Miss Worsley, that foreigners like yourself should cultivate likes or dislikes about the people they are invited to meet. Mrs. Allonby is very well born. She is a niece of Lord Brancaster’s. It is said, of course, that she ran away twice before she was married. But you know how unfair people often are. I myself don’t believe she ran away more than once.

hester

Mr. Arbuthnot is very charming.

lady caroline

Ah, yes! the young man who has a post in a bank. Lady Hunstanton is most kind in asking him here, and Lord Illingworth seems to have taken quite a fancy to him. I am not sure, however, that Jane is right in taking him out of his position. In my young days, Miss Worsley, one never met any one in society who worked for their living. It was not considered the thing.

·4· hester

In America those are the people we respect most.

lady caroline

I have no doubt of it.

hester

Mr. Arbuthnot has a beautiful nature! He is so simple, so sincere. He has one of the most beautiful natures I have ever come across. It is a privilege to meet him.

lady caroline

It is not customary in England, Miss Worsley, for a young lady to speak with such enthusiasm of any person of the opposite sex. English women conceal their feelings till after they are married. They show them then.

hester

Do you, in England, allow no friendship to exist between a young man and a young girl?

[Enter Lady Hunstanton followed by Footman with shawls and a cushion.]

lady caroline

We think it very inadvisable. Jane, I was just saying what a pleasant party you have asked us to meet. You have a wonderful power of selection. It is quite a gift.

·5· lady hunstanton

Dear Caroline, how kind of you! I think we all do fit in very nicely together. And I hope our charming American visitor will carry back pleasant recollections of our English country life. [To Footman.] The cushion there, Francis. And my shawl. The Shetland. Get the Shetland.

[Exit Footman for shawl.]

[Enter Gerald Arbuthnot.]

gerald

Lady Hunstanton, I have such good news to tell you. Lord Illingworth has just offered to make me his secretary.

lady hunstanton

His secretary? That is good news indeed, Gerald. It means a very brilliant future in store for you. Your dear mother will be delighted. I really must try and induce her to come up here to-night. Do you think she would, Gerald? I know how difficult it is to get her to go anywhere.

gerald

Oh! I am sure she would, Lady Hunstanton, if she knew Lord Illingworth had made me such an offer.

[Enter Footman with shawl.]

·6· lady hunstanton

I will write and tell her about it, and ask her to come up and meet him. [To Footman.] Just wait, Francis. [Writes letter.]

lady caroline

That is a very wonderful opening for so young a man as you are, Mr. Arbuthnot.

gerald

It is indeed, Lady Caroline. I trust I shall be able to show myself worthy of it.

lady caroline

I trust so.

gerald

[To Hester.] You have not congratulated me yet, Miss Worsley.

hester

Are you very pleased about it?

gerald

Of course I am. It means everything to me—things that were out of the reach of hope before may be within hope’s reach now.

hester

Nothing should be out of the reach of hope. Life is a hope.

·7· lady hunstanton

I fancy, Caroline, that Diplomacy is what Lord Illingworth is aiming at. I heard that he was offered Vienna. But that may not be true.

lady caroline

I don’t think that England should be represented abroad by an unmarried man, Jane. It might lead to complications.

lady hunstanton

You are too nervous, Caroline. Believe me, you are too nervous. Besides, Lord Illingworth may marry any day. I was in hopes he would have married Lady Kelso. But I believe he said her family was too large. Or was it her feet? I forget which. I regret it very much. She was made to be an ambassador’s wife.

lady caroline

She certainly has a wonderful faculty of remembering people’s names, and forgetting their faces.

lady hunstanton

Well, that is very natural, Caroline, is it not? [To Footman.] Tell Henry to wait for an answer. I have written a line to your dear mother, Gerald, to tell her your good news, and to say she really must come to dinner.

[Exit Footman.]

·8· gerald

That is awfully kind of you, Lady Hunstanton. [To Hester.] Will you come for a stroll, Miss Worsley?

hester

With pleasure. [Exit with Gerald.]

lady hunstanton

I am very much gratified at Gerald Arbuthnot’s good fortune. He is quite a protégé of mine. And I am particularly pleased that Lord Illingworth should have made the offer of his own accord without my suggesting anything. Nobody likes to be asked favours. I remember poor Charlotte Pagden making herself quite unpopular one season, because she had a French governess she wanted to recommend to every one.

lady caroline

I saw the governess, Jane. Lady Pagden sent her to me. It was before Eleanor came out. She was far too good-looking to be in any respectable household. I don’t wonder Lady Pagden was so anxious to get rid of her.

lady hunstanton

Ah, that explains it.

lady caroline

John, the grass is too damp for you. You ·9· had better go and put on your overshoes at once.

sir john

I am quite comfortable, Caroline, I assure you.

lady caroline

You must allow me to be the best judge of that, John. Pray do as I tell you.

[Sir John gets up and goes off.]

lady hunstanton

You spoil him, Caroline, you do indeed!

[Enter Mrs. Allonby and Lady Stutfield.]

[To Mrs. Allonby.] Well, dear, I hope you like the park. It is said to be well timbered.

mrs. allonby

The trees are wonderful, Lady Hunstanton.

lady stutfield

Quite, quite wonderful.

mrs. allonby

But somehow, I feel sure that if I lived in the country for six months, I should become so unsophisticated that no one would take the slightest notice of me.

·10· lady hunstanton

I assure you, dear, that the country has not that effect at all. Why, it was from Melthorpe, which is only two miles from here, that Lady Belton eloped with Lord Fethersdale. I remember the occurrence perfectly. Poor Lord Belton died three days afterwards of joy, or gout. I forget which. We had a large party staying here at the time, so we were all very much interested in the whole affair.

mrs. allonby

I think to elope is cowardly. It’s running away from danger. And danger has become so rare in modern life.

lady caroline

As far as I can make out, the young women of the present day seem to make it the sole object of their lives to be always playing with fire.

mrs. allonby

The one advantage of playing with fire, Lady Caroline, is that one never gets even singed. It is the people who don’t know how to play with it who get burned up.

lady stutfield

Yes; I see that. It is very, very helpful.

·11· lady hunstanton

I don’t know how the world would get on with such a theory as that, dear Mrs. Allonby.

lady stutfield

Ah! The world was made for men and not for women.

mrs. allonby

Oh, don’t say that, Lady Stutfield. We have a much better time than they have. There are far more things forbidden to us than are forbidden to them.

lady stutfield

Yes; that is quite, quite true. I had not thought of that.

[Enter Sir John and Mr. Kelvil.]

lady hunstanton

Well, Mr. Kelvil, have you got through your work?

kelvil

I have finished my writing for the day, Lady Hunstanton. It has been an arduous task. The demands on the time of a public man are very heavy now-a-days, very heavy indeed. And I don’t think they meet with adequate recognition.

·12· lady caroline

John, have you got your overshoes on?

sir john

Yes, my love.

lady caroline

I think you had better come over here, John. It is more sheltered.

sir john

I am quite comfortable, Caroline.

lady caroline

I think not, John. You had better sit beside me. [Sir John rises and goes across.]

lady stutfield

And what have you been writing about this morning, Mr. Kelvil?

kelvil

On the usual subject, Lady Stutfield. On Purity.

lady stutfield

That must be such a very, very interesting thing to write about.

·13· kelvil

It is the one subject of really national importance, now-a-days, Lady Stutfield. I purpose addressing my constituents on the question before Parliament meets. I find that the poorer classes of this country display a marked desire for a higher ethical standard.

lady stutfield

How quite, quite nice of them.

lady caroline

Are you in favour of women taking part in politics, Mr. Kettle?

sir john

Kelvil, my love, Kelvil.

kelvil

The growing influence of women is the one reassuring thing in our political life, Lady Caroline. Women are always on the side of morality, public and private.

lady stutfield

It is so very, very gratifying to hear you say that.

lady hunstanton

Ah, yes! the moral qualities in women—that is ·14· the important thing. I am afraid, Caroline, that dear Lord Illingworth doesn’t value the moral qualities in women as much as he should.

[Enter Lord Illingworth.]

lady stutfield

The world says that Lord Illingworth is very, very wicked.

lord illingworth

But what world says that, Lady Stutfield? It must be the next world. This world and I are on excellent terms. [Sits down beside Mrs. Allonby.]

lady stutfield

Every one I know says you are very, very wicked.

lord illingworth

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about, now-a-days, saying things against one behind one’s back that are absolutely and entirely true.

lady hunstanton

Dear Lord Illingworth is quite hopeless, Lady Stutfield. I have given up trying to reform him. It would take a Public Company with a Board of Directors and a paid Secretary to do that. But you have the secretary already, Lord Illingworth, ·15· haven’t you? Gerald Arbuthnot has told us of his good fortune; it is really most kind of you.

lord illingworth

Oh, don’t say that, Lady Hunstanton. Kind is a dreadful word. I took a great fancy to young Arbuthnot the moment I met him, and he’ll be of considerable use to me in something I am foolish enough to think of doing.

lady hunstanton

He is an admirable young man. And his mother is one of my dearest friends. He has just gone for a walk with our pretty American. She is very pretty, is she not?

lady caroline

Far too pretty. These American girls carry off all the good matches. Why can’t they stay in their own country? They are always telling us it is the Paradise of women.

lord illingworth

It is, Lady Caroline. That is why, like Eve, they are so extremely anxious to get out of it.

lady caroline

Who are Miss Worsley’s parents?

·16· lord illingworth

American women are wonderfully clever in concealing their parents.

lady hunstanton

My dear Lord Illingworth, what do you mean? Miss Worsley, Caroline, is an orphan. Her father was a very wealthy millionaire, or philanthropist, or both, I believe, who entertained my son quite hospitably, when he visited Boston. I don’t know how he made his money, originally.

kelvil

I fancy in American dry goods.

lady hunstanton

What are American dry goods?

lord illingworth

American novels.

lady hunstanton

How very singular! … Well, from whatever source her large fortune came, I have a great esteem for Miss Worsley. She dresses exceedingly well. All Americans do dress well. They get their clothes in Paris.

mrs. allonby

They say, Lady Hunstanton, that when good Americans die they go to Paris.

·17· lady hunstanton

Indeed? And when bad Americans die, where do they go to?

lord illingworth

Oh, they go to America.

kelvil

I am afraid you don’t appreciate America, Lord Illingworth. It is a very remarkable country, especially considering its youth.

lord illingworth

The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years. To hear them talk one would imagine they were in their first childhood. As far as civilisation goes they are in their second.

kelvil

There is undoubtedly a great deal of corruption in American politics. I suppose you allude to that?

lord illingworth

I wonder.

lady hunstanton

Politics are in a very sad way everywhere, I ·18· am told. They certainly are in England. Dear Mr. Cardew is ruining the country. I wonder Mrs. Cardew allows him. I am sure, Lord Illingworth, you don’t think that uneducated people should be allowed to have votes?

lord illingworth

I think they are the only people who should.

kelvil

Do you take no side then in modern politics, Lord Illingworth?

lord illingworth

One should never take sides in anything, Mr. Kelvil. Taking sides is the beginning of sincerity, and earnestness follows shortly afterwards, and the human being becomes a bore. However, the House of Commons really does very little harm. You can’t make people good by Act of Parliament,—that is something.

kelvil

You cannot deny that the House of Commons has always shown great sympathy with the sufferings of the poor.

lord illingworth

That is its special vice. That is the special vice of the age. One should sympathise with the ·19· joy, the beauty, the colour of life. The less said about life’s sores the better, Mr. Kelvil.

kelvil

Still our East End is a very important problem.

lord illingworth

Quite so. It is the problem of slavery. And we are trying to solve it by amusing the slaves.

lady hunstanton

Certainly, a great deal may be done by means of cheap entertainments, as you say, Lord Illingworth. Dear Dr. Daubeny, our rector here, provides, with the assistance of his curates, really admirable recreations for the poor during the winter. And much good may be done by means of a magic lantern, or a missionary, or some popular amusement of that kind.

lady caroline

I am not at all in favour of amusements for the poor, Jane. Blankets and coals are sufficient. There is too much love of pleasure amongst the upper classes as it is. Health is what we want in modern life. The tone is not healthy, not healthy at all.

kelvil

You are quite right, Lady Caroline.

·20· lady caroline

I believe I am usually right.

mrs. allonby

Horrid word ‘health.’

lord illingworth

Silliest word in our language, and one knows so well the popular idea of health. The English country gentleman galloping after a fox—the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.

kelvil

May I ask, Lord Illingworth, if you regard the House of Lords as a better institution than the House of Commons?

lord illingworth

A much better institution, of course. We in the House of Lords are never in touch with public opinion. That makes us a civilised body.

kelvil

Are you serious in putting forward such a view?

lord illingworth

Quite serious, Mr. Kelvil. [To Mrs. Allonby.] ·21· Vulgar habit that is people have now-a-days of asking one, after one has given them an idea, whether one is serious or not. Nothing is serious except passion. The intellect is not a serious thing, and never has been. It is an instrument on which one plays, that is all. The only serious form of intellect I know is the British intellect. And on the British intellect the illiterates play the drum.

lady hunstanton

What are you saying, Lord Illingworth, about the drum?

lord illingworth

I was merely talking to Mrs. Allonby about the leading articles in the London newspapers.

lady hunstanton

But do you believe all that is written in the newspapers?

lord illingworth

I do. Now-a-days it is only the unreadable that occurs. [Rises with Mrs. Allonby.]

lady hunstanton

Are you going, Mrs. Allonby?

·22· mrs. allonby

Just as far as the conservatory. Lord Illingworth told me this morning that there was an orchid there as beautiful as the seven deadly sins.

lady hunstanton

My dear, I hope there is nothing of the kind. I will certainly speak to the gardener.

[Exit Mrs. Allonby and Lord Illingworth.]

lady caroline

Remarkable type, Mrs. Allonby.

lady hunstanton

She lets her clever tongue run away with her sometimes.

lady caroline

Is that the only thing, Jane, Mrs. Allonby allows to run away with her?

lady hunstanton

I hope so, Caroline, I am sure.

[Enter Lord Alfred.]

Dear Lord Alfred, do join us. [Lord Alfred sits down beside Lady Stutfield.]

lady caroline

You believe good of every one, Jane. It is a great fault.

·23· lady stutfield

Do you really, really think, Lady Caroline, that one should believe evil of every one?

lady caroline

I think it is much safer to do so, Lady Stutfield. Until, of course, people are found out to be good. But that requires a great deal of investigation, now-a-days.

lady stutfield

But there is so much unkind scandal in modern life.

lady caroline

Lord Illingworth remarked to me last night at dinner that the basis of every scandal is an absolutely immoral certainty.

kelvil

Lord Illingworth is, of course, a very brilliant man, but he seems to me to be lacking in that fine faith in the nobility and purity of life which is so important in this century.

lady stutfield

Yes, quite, quite important, is it not?

kelvil

He gives me the impression of a man who does ·24· not appreciate the beauty of our English home-life. I would say that he was tainted with foreign ideas on the subject.

lady stutfield

There is nothing, nothing like the beauty of home-life, is there?

kelvil

It is the mainstay of our moral system in England, Lady Stutfield. Without it we would become like our neighbours.

lady stutfield

That would be so, so sad, would it not?

kelvil

I am afraid, too, that Lord Illingworth regards woman simply as a toy. Now, I have never regarded woman as a toy. Woman is the intellectual helpmeet of man in public as in private life. Without her we should forget the true ideals. [Sits down beside Lady Stutfield.]

lady stutfield

I am so very, very glad to hear you say that.

lady caroline

You a married man, Mr. Kettle?

·25· sir john

Kelvil, dear, Kelvil.

kelvil

I am married, Lady Caroline.

lady caroline

Family?

kelvil

Yes.

lady caroline

How many?

kelvil

Eight.

[Lady Stutfield turns her attention to Lord Alfred.]

lady caroline

Mrs. Kettle and the children are, I suppose, at the seaside? [Sir John shrugs his shoulders.]

kelvil

My wife is at the seaside with the children, Lady Caroline.

lady caroline

You will join them later on, no doubt?

·26· kelvil

If my public engagements permit me.

lady caroline

Your public life must be a great source of gratification to Mrs. Kettle.

sir john

Kelvil, my love, Kelvil.

lady stutfield

[To Lord Alfred.] How very, very charming those gold-tipped cigarettes of yours are, Lord Alfred.

lord alfred

They are awfully expensive. I can only afford them when I’m in debt.

lady stutfield

It must be terribly, terribly distressing to be in debt.

lord alfred

One must have some occupation now-a-days. If I hadn’t my debts I shouldn’t have anything to think about. All the chaps I know are in debt.

lady stutfield

But don’t the people to whom you owe the ·27· money give you a great, great deal of annoyance?

[Enter Footman.]

lord alfred

Oh no, they write; I don’t.

lady stutfield

How very, very strange.

lady hunstanton

Ah, here is a letter, Caroline, from dear Mrs. Arbuthnot. She won’t dine. I am so sorry. But she will come in the evening. I am very pleased indeed. She is one of the sweetest of women. Writes a beautiful hand, too, so large, so firm. [Hands letter to Lady Caroline.]

lady caroline

[Looking at it.] A little lacking in femininity, Jane. Femininity is the quality I admire most in women.

lady hunstanton

[Taking back letter and leaving it on table.] Oh! she is very feminine, Caroline, and so good too. You should hear what the Archdeacon says of her. He regards her as his right hand in the parish. [Footman speaks to her.] In the Yellow Drawing-room. Shall we all go in? Lady Stutfield, shall we go in to tea?

·28· lady stutfield

With pleasure, Lady Hunstanton. [They rise and proceed to go off. Sir John offers to carry Lady Stutfield’s cloak.]

lady caroline

John! If you would allow your nephew to look after Lady Stutfield’s cloak, you might help me with my workbasket.

[Enter Lord Illingworth and Mrs. Allonby.]

sir john

Certainly, my love. [Exeunt.]

mrs. allonby

Curious thing, plain women are always jealous of their husbands, beautiful women never are!

lord illingworth

Beautiful women never have time. They are always so occupied in being jealous of other people’s husbands.

mrs. allonby

I should have thought Lady Caroline would have grown tired of conjugal anxiety by this time! Sir John is her fourth!

lord illingworth

So much marriage is certainly not becoming. ·29· Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.

mrs. allonby

Twenty years of romance! Is there such a thing?

lord illingworth

Not in our day. Women have become too brilliant. Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

mrs. allonby

Or the want of it in the man.

lord illingworth

You are quite right. In a Temple every one should be serious, except the thing that is worshipped.

mrs. allonby

And that should be man?

lord illingworth

Women kneel so gracefully; men don’t.

mrs. allonby

You are thinking of Lady Stutfield!

·30· lord illingworth

I assure you I have not thought of Lady Stutfield for the last quarter of an hour.

mrs. allonby

Is she such a mystery?

lord illingworth

She is more than a mystery—she is a mood.

mrs. allonby

Moods don’t last.

lord illingworth

It is their chief charm.

[Enter Hester and Gerald.]

gerald

Lord Illingworth, every one has been congratulating me, Lady Hunstanton and Lady Caroline, and … every one. I hope I shall make a good secretary.

lord illingworth

You will be the pattern secretary, Gerald. [Talks to him.]

mrs. allonby

You enjoy country life, Miss Worsley?

·31· hester

Very much indeed.

mrs. allonby

Don’t find yourself longing for a London dinner-party?

hester

I dislike London dinner-parties.

mrs. allonby

I adore them. The clever people never listen, and the stupid people never talk.

hester

I think the stupid people talk a great deal.

mrs. allonby

Ah, I never listen!

lord illingworth

My dear boy, if I didn’t like you I wouldn’t have made you the offer. It is because I like you so much that I want to have you with me.

[Exit Hester with Gerald.]

Charming fellow, Gerald Arbuthnot!

mrs. allonby

He is very nice; very nice indeed. But I can’t stand the American young lady.

·32· lord illingworth

Why?

mrs. allonby

She told me yesterday, and in quite a loud voice too, that she was only eighteen. It was most annoying.

lord illingworth

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

mrs. allonby

She is a Puritan besides——

lord illingworth

Ah, that is inexcusable. I don’t mind plain women being Puritans. It is the only excuse they have for being plain. But she is decidedly pretty. I admire her immensely. [Looks stedfastly at Mrs. Allonby.]

mrs. allonby

What a thoroughly bad man you must be!

lord illingworth

What do you call a bad man?

·33· mrs. allonby

The sort of man who admires innocence.

lord illingworth

And a bad woman?

mrs. allonby

Oh! the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.

lord illingworth

You are severe—on yourself.

mrs. allonby

Define us as a sex.

lord illingworth

Sphinxes without secrets.

mrs. allonby

Does that include the Puritan women?

lord illingworth

Do you know, I don’t believe in the existence of Puritan women? I don’t think there is a woman in the world who would not be a little flattered if one made love to her. It is that which makes women so irresistibly adorable.

·34· mrs. allonby

You think there is no woman in the world who would object to being kissed?

lord illingworth

Very few.

mrs. allonby

Miss Worsley would not let you kiss her.

lord illingworth

Are you sure?

mrs. allonby

Quite.

lord illingworth

What do you think she’d do if I kissed her?

mrs. allonby

Either marry you, or strike you across the face with her glove. What would you do if she struck you across the face with her glove?

lord illingworth

Fall in love with her, probably.

mrs. allonby

Then it is lucky you are not going to kiss her!

·35· lord illingworth

Is that a challenge?

mrs. allonby

It is an arrow shot into the air.

lord illingworth

Don’t you know that I always succeed in whatever I try?

mrs. allonby

I am sorry to hear it. We women adore failures. They lean on us.

lord illingworth

You worship successes. You cling to them.

mrs. allonby

We are the laurels to hide their baldness.

lord illingworth

And they need you always, except at the moment of triumph.

mrs. allonby

They are uninteresting then.

lord illingworth

How tantalising you are! [A pause.]

·36· mrs. allonby

Lord Illingworth, there is one thing I shall always like you for.

lord illingworth

Only one thing? And I have so many bad qualities.

mrs. allonby

Ah, don’t be too conceited about them. You may lose them as you grow old.

lord illingworth

I never intend to grow old. The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.

mrs. allonby

And the body is born young and grows old. That is life’s tragedy.

lord illingworth

Its comedy also, sometimes. But what is the mysterious reason why you will always like me?

mrs. allonby

It is that you have never made love to me.

lord illingworth

I have never done anything else.

·37· mrs. allonby

Really? I have not noticed it.

lord illingworth

How fortunate! It might have been a tragedy for both of us.

mrs. allonby

We should each have survived.

lord illingworth

One can survive everything now-a-days, except death, and live down anything except a good reputation.

mrs. allonby

Have you tried a good reputation?

lord illingworth

It is one of the many annoyances to which I have never been subjected.

mrs. allonby

It may come.

lord illingworth

Why do you threaten me?

·38· mrs. allonby

I will tell you when you have kissed the Puritan.

[Enter Footman.]

francis

Tea is served in the Yellow Drawing-room, my lord.

lord illingworth

Tell her ladyship we are coming in.

francis

Yes, my lord. [Exit.]

lord illingworth

Shall we go in to tea?

mrs. allonby

Do you like such simple pleasures?

lord illingworth

I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex. But, if you wish, let us stay here. Yes, let us stay here. The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden.

mrs. allonby

It ends with Revelations.

·39· lord illingworth

You fence divinely. But the button has come off your foil.

mrs. allonby

I have still the mask.

lord illingworth

It makes your eyes lovelier.

mrs. allonby

Thank you. Come.

lord illingworth

[Sees Mrs. Arbuthnot’s letter on table, and takes it up and looks at envelope.] What a curious handwriting! It reminds me of the handwriting of a woman I used to know years ago.

mrs. allonby

Who?

lord illingworth

Oh! no one. No one in particular. A woman of no importance. [Throws letter down, and passes up the steps of the terrace with Mrs. Allonby. They smile at each other.]

Act-drop.

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