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ONE Catch of the Day

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It all started with Aldwyn’s whiskers beginning to tingle—the way they always did when he got hungry. Food had been getting tougher to come by these last few months. The back alleys weren’t littered with their usual fish guts or chicken gizzards, and a stray cat had to fight a little harder to get even one full meal a day.

The whisker-tingling began early one morning, when Aldwyn sat perched atop a shingle rooftop, casually taking in the scenery. His mangy coat of black and white fur looked as if it had never been washed—which was more or less true. The tip of his left ear was missing; a bite-sized reminder of a skirmish with an angry pit bull terrier from when he was a kitten.


Looking out, Aldwyn could see all of Bridgetower. There were rows upon rows of two-storey stone buildings along the narrow cobbled streets. Robed city custodians were hurrying to finish their pre-dawn chores: one used a bell-shaped snuffer to extinguish the candles in the waist-high lamp posts lining the city’s darker alleyways; another laid down straw on the main street to quieten the click-clacking of the mules’ hooves that would soon be pulling rattling wagons along the roadways. Aldwyn’s eyes were drawn to the spired watchtower of polished white marble that stood higher than the rest of the skyline. Its guardpost had been empty for over half a century, ever since the brave and noble wizard, Queen Loranella, helped fight back the Dead Army Uprising. A flag billowed at the very top of the watchtower, bearing the Bridgetower coat of arms: a double-headed eagle, holding a bow and arrow in one talon and a wand in the other.

Aldwyn could see beyond the white walls that encircled the city as well: to the west, the Ebs River; to the east, the Aridifian Plains and the forests of the queendom. But he had never set foot outside Bridgetower, and he never intended to, comfortable on the city streets he knew so well.

With dawn’s first ray of light, a morning bell chimed brightly, waking Aldwyn from his daydream. He turned his attention to the back door of the local fish and fowl shop, waiting patiently for the fishmonger to appear with the catch of the day. Stealing was one of Aldwyn’s favourite schemes to fill his belly, but he used many others. Just last night, he found himself acting—cooing like a pigeon to get bits of cheese from a blind lady feeding birds in the park.

Sure enough, right on schedule yet again, there was the fishmonger, carrying a heavy, dripping burlap bag towards his store. And even though Aldwyn couldn’t see what was inside the bag, he could smell it: river flounder! As the old man closed the door to his shop behind him, Aldwyn started counting the toes on his paw.

One… two… three… four.

Like every morning at this precise time, the fishmonger opened the window, airing out the kitchen as he dumped the fish into a bucket beside him. Now Aldwyn could begin his descent from the rooftop. He climbed down the wall, his claws leaving scratch marks on the stone. He crossed the alley, darting around puddles from last night’s rain. A short-eared raccoon limped out from behind the corner, trying to keep his weight off an injured hind leg.

“Morning, Aldwyn,” said the raccoon. “Heard the afternoon milk wagon is taking a detour tomorrow to avoid the Shield Festival. It’s going to be heading through Hangman’s Square instead.”

“Thanks for the tip,” Aldwyn called back. “I’ll try to push a jug off the back of the cart when it rounds the Glyphstone. Make sure you’re there for lick up.”

Aldwyn had made a habit of thinking three meals ahead. He relied on everything from careful observation to back-alley alliances. Finding food was a full-time job—and an exhausting one at that. A freak hailstorm had struck in the middle of the summer, wiping out most of Bridgetower’s typically plentiful harvest. Hungry townsfolk were making use of the tripe and offal they once threw away.

The raccoon gave an appreciative nod, and Aldwyn quickly returned to the task at hand. After jumping onto the crates stacked up outside the fishmonger’s window, he waited, watching the old man clean and gut the flounder. Aldwyn was nothing if not patient; he knew from experience that there would be a moment when the fishmonger got distracted. An early customer knocking at the front door, a trip to the outhouse, or a dull blade in need of sharpening would give Aldwyn the opportunity he needed to strike.

“Get up here, there’s a spider on the bed!” hollered a shrill voice from the top of the stairs.

So today it was his wife. The fishmonger set down his knife and hurried from the kitchen.

“I’m coming,” he called.

Aldwyn didn’t hesitate. As soon as the old man was out of view, he leaped to the windowsill and slipped through. Once inside the kitchen, he quickly took in the mess of wooden chopping blocks, knives overdue for a cleaning and pewter scales stained with dried fish guts. Then he pounced to the wooden floor below. The overpowering stench of brined eel, which was permanently soaked into the pine floorboards, invaded Aldwyn’s nostrils, making his stomach growl with delight. The fishmonger’s apron, smeared with dirty handprints, hung on the door handle of the salting closet. It was long overdue for a scrub in the river. The fancier shops on the main square might have kept their counters cleaner, but so what? The flounder here tasted just as good.

Aldwyn moved stealthily to the bucket, grabbing a large flat-fish in his mouth. Soon, he’d be feasting in the privacy of the city’s chimney tops, enjoying a nice—

Thwack!

A cat trap snared his tail, missing his neck by a matter of inches. Aldwyn spun around to see a metal coil twist around his fur. He fought the urge to let out an ear-splitting cry, instead burying his whiskers in the back of his right front paw and emitting a muffled whimper. After the initial shock had passed, there was just one question left on his mind: Since when did the old fishmonger set traps?

Then things went from bad to worse because out from behind the salting closet emerged the dark, foreboding figure of a man cloaked in black, his face scarred by claw marks. He wore black leather boots with bronze spikes protruding from the toes and carried a crossbow slung over his shoulder. His eyes lit up with cruel delight.

“Gotcha!” said the mysterious figure.

Aldwyn desperately tried to free himself from the rusty metal vice, using his hind legs to push.

“Teach you to steal from me, cat,” snarled the fishmonger, popping his head around the corner with a satisfied glint in his eyes.

Aldwyn couldn’t believe that he had walked right into an elaborate trap! He, the cleverest alley cat in all of Bridgetower, had let himself be outsmarted? That was only supposed to happen to mice and cockroaches. Not him.

The man in black took a step forwards, pulling out a long wooden pole with a circular rope at the end. At the sight of the dreaded noose stick, Aldwyn’s survival instinct kicked in. He leaped for the window. Aldwyn’s torso twisted through the open crack, but the metal trap dangling from his tail was too big for the narrow slit. Stuck between inside and outside, Aldwyn glanced back to see the cloaked figure fast approaching. His paws pushed at the window, trying to open it enough to set himself free. The figure reached out to snatch him, but then, at the last second, the window budged another few centimetres, allowing Aldwyn to pull the trap through. He tumbled backwards into the alley, away from the man’s grasp.

Aldwyn landed on his feet—one of the advantages of being a cat—and took off running. The metal trap dragged behind him. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see the fishmonger emerge alongside his scar-faced accomplice at the window.

“He’s getting away!” hollered the fishmonger.

“Well, he won’t get far,” responded the man with the bronze-tipped boots, not looking the least bit concerned.

Aldwyn sprinted down the alley, sparks flying as the metal scraped against the cobblestones, fighting hard to keep his balance. He had been chased before, but never with a trap stuck to his tail like a very angry crab. Usually Aldwyn would have made a dash for the rooftops to get away, but he couldn’t, not with this thing weighing him down. He glanced back to see his pursuer exit the fish and fowl shop, pulling his crossbow from his side.

Still carrying the fish in his mouth, Aldwyn darted between two buildings and found a hiding place in a pile of scraps discarded by the neighbouring swordsmith. He dug his way in, then crouched very still.

“Hey, whiskers, what’s the big idea?” asked a voice from behind him.

Aldwyn turned to see a skinny rat gnawing on a piece of mouldy bread with several of his rodent friends. With the fish between his teeth, Aldwyn whispered, “Gentlemen, nice to see you all again. Don’t mind me. Just passing through.”

“Oh, no you don’t,” said the skinny rat, now recognising Aldwyn. “Last time you said that, you brought a knife-wielding butcher into our scrap heap.”

“Which we can all agree was really quite funny when you think about it,” said Aldwyn with a chuckle. “Right?”

The rats just stared back at him coldly, none too amused.


“I can tell this is a sore subject. But I’m more than willing to let bygones be bygones if you are.”

One of the other rodents, short and stout with curly whiskers, looked down and saw the cat trap around Aldwyn’s tail. “You’re in some kind of trouble, aren’t you?”

“What, this?” replied Aldwyn, pointing to the metal snare. “It’s the latest fashion. They come in three different shades of rust.”

The skinny rat poked his head round the corner, then darted back with panic in his eyes.

“It’s Grimslade!”

And suddenly Aldwyn knew that he really was in trouble: Grimslade was the infamous bounty hunter. Flyers plastered around the city advertised his services to kill any pest or vermin in exchange for a bounty, to be paid in gold coins or jewels. Grimslade loved his job. Especially when he got to hunt cats. Rumour had it that his distaste for felines went back to his childhood, when his mother paid more attention to her five Abyssinian shorthairs than to him. While his mother’s aristocratic pedigree cats had been allowed to curl up in the warmth of a bed each night, young Grimslade was forced to sleep on the cellar floor. Those early years of neglect had turned him into a bounty hunter: the vindictive, ruthless killer of all creatures who walked on four, six or eight legs, that he was today. Yes, Grimslade was what was commonly known as extremely bad news. And he was stalking Aldwyn through the streets of Bridgetower. Aldwyn tried to keep his cool, but there was real fear in his eyes now.

Together, the rats began pushing Aldwyn out from their hideaway.

“All right, so long,” said the skinny rat. “Bye-bye now.”

“Wait,” said Aldwyn, pretending to be a friend. “From one furry animal brother to another, please help me out. You know I would do the same for you.”

Without a moment’s hesitation, the rats shoved Aldwyn back into the open, right into Grimslade’s line of sight. The bounty hunter took aim, firing off his crossbow and sending a bolt whizzing past Aldwyn’s shoulder.

Word had travelled across the rooftops that Grimslade kept a collection of paws from his previous bounties and Aldwyn did not want to become part of his trophy case. As Grimslade pulled back the mechanism for a second shot, Aldwyn darted for cover behind one of the lamp posts. Grimslade’s arrow shattered the glass bowl housing the candle above Aldwyn’s head, sending a shower of still-warm wax onto the ground. Aldwyn stood there panting, pondering his next move. Then he heard the sound of metal smashing against metal, and he had an idea. He took off running for the nearby swordsmith’s workshop.

In the soot-covered and smoke-filled smithy, a large man was hammering flat a broadsword, the kind used by the queen’s soldiers when they patrolled the streets for pickpockets and vandals. The swordsmith, protected from the embers that were leaping from the hearth by nothing more than a leather apron, was covered in sweat from the heat of the dancing flames. He kept pounding away at the sword, sending tiny bursts of blue sparks from the anvil into the air. Aldwyn leaped for the ironwork table, carefully positioning the trap directly between the falling hammer and the sword. With a loud clang, the hammer came down square on the metal trap, splitting it in half, allowing Aldwyn to slip his tail free. He made a mental note to add this to his list of greatest escapes, then bolted out through a side door before the swordsmith could even realise what he had done.


Finally trap-free and back at full speed, Aldwyn’s feet barely touched the ground. He ran through the copper district, where merchants were busy setting up displays of hand-crafted candlesticks and cooking vats outside their shop fronts. But Grimslade emerged once more, not to be denied his prize. This was, after all, the same man who was said to have burned an entire building to the ground just to root out a single ’roach. When Aldwyn looked back, he was emboldened by the growing distance between him and his pursuer, but he wasn’t going to take any chances. He kept running at full speed. The next time he looked back, he saw that Grimslade had done something unexpected: he had stopped dead in his tracks. He loosened the gold drawstrings of a leather pouch hanging from his belt and a shadowy puff of smoke burst out, quickly assuming the shape of a dog. Aldwyn tried hard not to panic, because just as tales of Grimslade’s villainous doings had spread through the back alleys, so too had stories of his shadow hounds. Concocted from black magic, these canine apparitions were conjured from a mix of onyx, black mondo grass and burned lupine hair. The tongueless cave shamans from Stalagmos who brewed these predatory demons found they could fetch a rich purse in the Sewer Markets from assassins like Grimslade. And they were well worth the coin. First created to guard the pitch-black jasper mines of Udula, shadow hounds could see in the complete absence of light and their teeth could cut through chain mail. It was enough to make any feline fugitive’s paws tremble. Aldwyn was beginning to wonder if the fresh and juicy flounder he still held in his mouth was really worth the trouble.

The shadow hound sped towards him, avoiding the beams of morning light. It let out a supernatural growl that made the fur on the back of Aldwyn’s neck stand up on end. Picking up the pace, Aldwyn headed straight for what appeared to be a dead end: a fifteen-foot fence that surrounded the sacred rock gardens of Bridgetower’s Sun Temple. With the shadow hound closing the gap, Aldwyn got a better look at the beast chasing after him. No eyes, no nose, just a cloud of black that left wisps of smoke in its wake.

Aldwyn hit the wooden planks of the fence running, his claws vaulting him fifteen feet and over. He landed in the rock garden on the other side, confident that no dog would be able to scale the same height. But the shadow hound was no ordinary dog. It moved straight through the fence like vapour, reforming again on the other side. Aldwyn’s eyes widened as he took off once more, heading for the front steps to the Sun Temple. Not taking time to admire it more closely, he dashed through the entrance to save his skin.

Inside the temple, citizens of Bridgetower had come to pray for the sun to heal their ruined fields, kneeling before a meditation pool illuminated by rotating mirrors. Rays of morning sunlight shot through a hole in the domed ceiling, bouncing off the glass reflectors and causing the water to glow brightly.

Aldwyn passed between two bronze offering bowls filled with flower petals and shiny coins. Overhead grand pictures in gold leaf showed a bearded warrior on a horse pulling the sun across the sky. Aldwyn hoped to run through the temple and sneak out the other side, but found that the silver exit doors had yet to be opened. He turned back to the entrance, only to see the shadow hound blocking his escape. The pads of his paws began to sweat.

“Maybe we can discuss this,” pleaded Aldwyn, dropping the flounder to the ground. “What do you say we go halfsies on this fish? Fifty—fifty.”

The shadowy apparition snarled ferociously sending tentacles of mist towards Aldwyn. He felt a terrible cold as the mist enveloped his white paw, but the tentacles retreated as quickly as they came.

“Sixty—forty works too,” said Aldwyn.

A few of the worshippers looked up from their prayer as the dog moved into the attack position. Baring its jet-black fangs, the hound leaped forwards, flying through the air, straight for Aldwyn’s neck. Aldwyn dodged out of the way, finding himself cornered up against one of the large rotating mirrors. Then he had an idea—an idea that would save his life. Just as the shadow hound got ready to pounce again, Aldwyn flicked his paw, spinning the sun reflector so the concentrated beam of sunlight was directed right at the smoky beast. The light seared a hole straight through the apparition and it let out a blood-curdling scream. Then, in a flash of black, the hound exploded. Only a sprinkling of powdered onyx was left behind.

Aldwyn took a deep breath, picked up the flounder and exited the temple with an air of supreme cockiness, ignoring the commotion he had caused among the worshippers. He crossed through the garden, climbed up a nearby tree and leaped over the fence to the neighbouring city street.

Crossing the merchants’ square, Aldwyn passed an elderly woman with a patch of chin fuzz selling potted plants from her handcart. He looked around and realised that he had never been along this section before. At first glance, it looked no different from any other row of stalls selling cauldrons, spices or books. But he had never seen steam pour out of an empty cauldron, or the pages of books flip on their own—although there was a good chance it was just the wind. And, come to think of it, why was the old lady with the chin fuzz selling plants that were shrivelled up and dead? What use could they have? Well, it didn’t really matter, as long as there was a flat rooftop where he could finally eat his flounder in peace, and catch a long nap afterwards.

Thwoop!

Aldwyn could feel his teeth vibrating as the fish was shot straight out of his mouth by a bolt from Grimslade’s crossbow.

“You’re an impressive foe,” Grimslade called out. “But the chase ends here.”

For a split second, Aldwyn was torn between running for his life and retrieving the fish, which was now pinned to a wooden barrel by the arrow. A second bolt that brushed past the fur on his head helped him make up his mind. Aldwyn dashed around the corner and ran for the first window he could find, leaping into where he did not know.

The Familiars: Animal Wizardry

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