| 1. | A. D. CRABTRE, M. D., | Frontispiece. |
| 2. | DR. ANGLICUS PONTO, | 31 |
| 3. | MISFORTUNES NEVER COME SINGLY, | 33 |
| 4. | THE MISER OUTWITS HIMSELF, | 38 |
| 5. | COMMENCING A PRACTICE IN NEW YORK, | 47 |
| 6. | GRACE BEFORE MEAT, | 48 |
| 7. | OLD PILGARLIC TAKES A BATH, | 55 |
| 8. | PROFESSOR BREWSTER, | 55 |
| 9. | AN INFANTRY CHARGE, | 60 |
| 10. | THE “FREE PASS” PRESCRIPTION, | 69 |
| 11. | THE WRONG PATIENT, | 71 |
| 12. | A CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY, | 77 |
| 13. | UNDER FULL SAIL, | 77 |
| 14. | “IT’S ALL A HUMBUG,” | 82 |
| 15. | “BAREFOOTED ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD,” | 93 |
| 16. | OLD “SANDS OF LIFE,” | 96 |
| 17. | REFRESHMENTS, | 98 |
| 18. | THE EYE DOCTOR, | 103 |
| 19. | THE YOUNG SURGEON’S FIRST EXPERIENCE, | 105 |
| 20. | HEALING THE SICK WITH A GOLDEN DOSE, | 111 |
| 21. | THE PARSON BUYING OFF THE “CONGREGATION,” | 120 |
| 22. | A JUVENILE BACCHUS, | 122 |
| 23. | “DON’T YOU OBSERVE THE ARMS OF MRS. MAPP?” | 128 |
| 24. | THREE WISE STUDENTS CONSULTING A DOCTRESS, | 134 |
| 25. | “POH! YOU’RE A GIRL,” | 141 |
| 26. | “HERE WE GO UP-UP-UPPY,” | 148 |
| 27. | “LOVE AMONG THE ROSES,” | 156 |
| 28. | THE INQUISITIVE COUNTRYMEN, | 161 |
| 29. | CURIOUS EFFECTS OF A FEVER, | 171 |
| 30. | MARRYING A FAMILY, | 173 |
| 31. | ’OPATHISTS IN CONSULTATION, | 175 |
| 32. | A “HYPO” PATIENT DISCHARGING HIS PHYSICIAN, | 178 |
| 33. | TOO MUCH HAT, | 179 |
| 34. | CONVINCING EVIDENCE OF INSOLVENCY, | 181 |
| 35. | “AN’ WHO’LL YEZE LIKE TO SEE, SURE?” | 183 |
| 36. | A BOSTON QUACK EXAMINING A STUDENT, | 189 |
| 37. | ORNAMENTAL TAIL-PIECE, | 199 |
| 38. | DR. ABERNETHY IN THE HOSPITAL, | 202 |
| 39. | AN EXTENSIVE SET, | 205 |
| 40. | “O, DOCTHER, DEAR, I’VE PIZENED ME BOY,” | 207 |
| 41. | “LOST MARSER! LOST MARSER!” | 209 |
| 42. | NOT A STOMACH PUMP, | 213 |
| 43. | “LOWER TIER, LARBOARD SIDE,” | 217 |
| 44. | THE FARMER’S ESCAPE FROM THE CHOLERA, | 223 |
| 45. | TOO MUCH VAPOR, | 224 |
| 46. | A DRY SHOWER BATH, | 225 |
| 47. | GRAPES AND WINE, | 226 |
| 48. | CHARGE, INFANTRY! | 239 |
| 49. | AFTER THE BATTLE, | 240 |
| 50. | THE FORTUNE-TELLER’S MAGIC MIRROR, | 244 |
| 51. | CHILDREN CONSULTING A FORTUNE-TELLER, | 251 |
| 52. | THE HUNTRESS, | 252 |
| 53. | THE ONONDAGA FARMER BOY, | 256 |
| 54. | THE POLITE QUADRUPED, | 265 |
| 55. | YOUNG ABERNETHY, | 266 |
| 56. | “PINNY, SIR? JUST ONE PINNY,” | 274 |
| 57. | THE PENNILESS PHYSICIAN, | 276 |
| 58. | THE INDIAN WARRIOR, | 277 |
| 59. | BELIEVERS IN GHOSTS, | 278 |
| 60. | “HARK! THERE’S A FEARFUL GUST!” | 280 |
| 61. | A GRAVE SENTRY, | 282 |
| 62. | A GHOST IN CAMP, | 285 |
| 63. | OLD NAGLES, | 286 |
| 64. | THE NAGLES BOYS, | 287 |
| 65. | CHIEF MOURNERS, | 288 |
| 66. | THE CORPSE THAT WOULD NOT SMOKE, | 290 |
| 67. | PREPARE TO DIE, | 293 |
| 68. | THE BISHOP’S GHOSTLY VISITOR, | 295 |
| 69. | THE MUSICAL PUSS, | 301 |
| 70. | A DARKEY BEWITCHED, | 301 |
| 71. | BOYLSTON STATION, | 303 |
| 72. | WEIGHING A WITCH BY BIBLE STANDARD, | 305 |
| 73. | PASSING THE FORT, | 306 |
| 74. | THE GOD OF RECIPES, | 308 |
| 75. | SUN-SUNDAY, | 310 |
| 76. | MOON-MONDAY, | 313 |
| 77. | TUISCO-TUESDAY, | 313 |
| 78. | WODEN-WEDNESDAY, | 314 |
| 79. | THOR-THURSDAY, | 315 |
| 80. | FRIGA-FRIDAY, | 315 |
| 81. | SEATER-SATURDAY, | 316 |
| 82. | GATHERING THE MANDRAKE, | 321 |
| 83. | “WAITING TO SEE THE IMAGES BOW,” | 323 |
| 84. | SPORT FOR THE BOYS BUT DEATH TO THE CAT, | 329 |
| 85. | “WHO-A’-YOO?” | 333 |
| 86. | THE PROPER USE OF “HOLY WATER,” | 334 |
| 87. | THE MODEST KISS, | 339 |
| 88. | HOLDING THE PLOW, | 340 |
| 89. | THE TUMOR DOCTOR CONTEMPLATES SUICIDE, | 343 |
| 90. | MARIAM, THE TUMOR DOCTOR, | 345 |
| 91. | THE SINGING DOCTOR, | 349 |
| 92. | THE SANATORIAN’S TURNOUT, | 351 |
| 93. | A NEW SCHOOL OF PRACTICE, | 354 |
| 94. | A VICTIM OF THE SPANKER, | 355 |
| 95. | DR. PULSFEEL LEAVING TOWN, | 356 |
| 96. | THE MUSICAL DOCTOR, | 358 |
| 97. | ENTHUSIASM, | 359 |
| 98. | ALL WOOL, | 361 |
| 99. | CHARITY THROWN AWAY, | 363 |
| 100. | THE BEGGAR BOY, | 366 |
| 101. | REMORSE, | 368 |
| 102. | THE LOST HEIR, | 373 |
| 103. | A MORNING CALLER, | 375 |
| 104. | “WHY DID I TAZE YE?” | 376 |
| 105. | SUCCESS OF TERRY’S COURTSHIP, | 379 |
| 106. | THE BETRAYED, | 382 |
| 107. | SAILING INTO PORT, | 385 |
| 108. | A SAN BENITO PIG, | 388 |
| 109. | AN OLD ENGLISH CLERGYMAN AND HIS FAMILY, | 390 |
| 110. | THE KING’S PHYSICIAN AND THE EXECUTIONER, | 393 |
| 111. | A SLIPPER-Y FEE, | 397 |
| 112. | A LIVING FEE, | 399 |
| 113. | STUFFED PETS, | 400 |
| 114. | A PIONEER OF HOMŒOPATHY, | 403 |
| 115. | A SHARP MULE TRADE, | 405 |
| 116. | ORNAMENTAL TAIL-PIECE, | 409 |
| 117. | PHYSICIAN’S CHARITY, | 411 |
| 118. | SEARCH FOR A PATIENT, | 412 |
| 119. | AN ECCENTRIC PATIENT, | 417 |
| 120. | A WOMAN’S REBUKE, | 417 |
| 121. | AFRAID OF A POLYPUS, | 418 |
| 122. | ABERNETHY’S SURGICAL OPERATION, | 420 |
| 123. | RECKONING A DOCTOR’S FEES, | 424 |
| 124. | PATIENT NUMBER FIVE, | 425 |
| 125. | THE ASTONISHED BUTCHER, | 427 |
| 126. | MODERN IMPROVEMENTS IN DENTISTRY, | 431 |
| 127. | CHARITY NOT SOLICITED, | 431 |
| 128. | CAPTURE OF A WALL STREET BULL, | 433 |
| 129. | DEATH’S FEE, | 436 |
| 130. | THE AMERICAN SAILOR, | 437 |
| 131. | MY FIRST LOVE, | 439 |
| 132. | TEN YEARS LATER, | 441 |
| 133. | FLIGHT OF THE DOCTOR, | 443 |
| 134. | THE LOVER AS A PEDDLER, | 447 |
| 135. | FLIGHT OF THE LOVERS, | 447 |
| 136. | AN AGED PUPIL, | 453 |
| 137. | BIRTHPLACE OF GEORGE CRABBE, | 457 |
| 138. | “POPPING THE QUESTION,” | 460 |
| 139. | LOVE’S LINKS, | 460 |
| 140. | THE LION MAGNETIZED, | 466 |
| 141. | A HARD SUBJECT, | 467 |
| 142. | GASSNER HEALING “BY THE GRACE OF GOD,” | 471 |
| 143. | NO LACK OF PATIENTS, | 475 |
| 144. | “A BOTTLE, A HEN, OR A WOMAN,” | 477 |
| 145. | EFFECTS OF AN EARTHQUAKE, | 483 |
| 146. | A BELIEVER SEES HIS GRANDMOTHER, | 483 |
| 147. | THE CHARMER DIVULGES HER SECRET, | 488 |
| 148. | “I PERCEIVE YOU ARE IN LOVE,” | 492 |
| 149. | THE FARMER’S DAUGHTERS, | 494 |
| 150. | A “HORSE-SLAYER” INDULGING HIS OPINION, | 499 |
| 151. | NO TIME TO LOSE, | 500 |
| 152. | BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, | 503 |
| 153. | DR. HUNTER IN CONSULTATION, | 504 |
| 154. | THE RUSSIAN GENERAL’S DRILL, | 506 |
| 155. | WHAT THE ELEPHANT IS LIKE, | 511 |
| 156. | A DOCTOR’S SOLACE, | 511 |
| 157. | HOW A LADY PROCURED A VALUABLE PRESCRIPTION, | 525 |
| 158. | DOSE—ONE QUART EVERY HOUR, | 526 |
| 159. | PUMPING AN OLD LADY, | 537 |
| 160. | A DANGEROUS PRESCRIPTION, | 537 |
| 161. | THE FARMER’S EMBLEMS, | 537 |
| 162. | THE DYING MESSAGE, | 541 |
| 163. | STUCK! | 547 |
| 164. | COMMERCE, | 549 |
| 165. | A GOOD LIVER, | 551 |
| 166. | A DOCTOR “KILLING THE DEVILS,” | 555 |
| 167. | PAYING FOR HIS WINE, | 555 |
| 168. | A BAR-ROOM DOCTOR, | 555 |
| 169. | “THE DOCTOR ON A SOW!” | 565 |
| 170. | RESCUE OF THE DOCTOR, | 565 |
| 171. | “ONLY IRISH BEER,” | 568 |
| 172. | CURE FOR THE AGUE, | 569 |
| 173. | PLAYING THE REEDS, | 570 |
| 174. | AN EMBRYO APOLLO, | 572 |
| 175. | THE PILGRIM CHEAT, | 577 |
| 176. | FRANKLIN’S EXPERIMENTS WITH ETHER, | 585 |
| 177. | END OF THE WONDERFUL ONE-HOSS SHAY, | 591 |
| 178. | “MUSIC, THE SOUL OF LIFE,” | 597 |
| 179. | THE MUSICAL MICE, | 597 |
| 180. | FOUNTAIN, | 598 |
| 181. | SIGNS OF CIVILIZATION, | 603 |
| 182. | SWILL MILK (MAGNIFIED), | 605 |
| 183. | PURE MILK (MAGNIFIED), | 606 |
| 184. | WATERED MILK (MAGNIFIED), | 606 |
| 185. | “WHAT’S IN THE MILK?” | 606 |
| 186. | A CHAMPAGNE BATH, | 611 |
| 187. | MOTHER’S MILK—PURE AND HEALTHY, | 612 |
| 188. | MOTHER’S MILK AFTER DRINKING WHISKY, | 612 |
| 189. | WAITING FOR ASSISTANCE, | 617 |
| 190. | A CONFECTIONERY STORE, | 619 |
| 191. | TARTARIC ACID FOR SUPPER, | 629 |
| 192. | A STREET CANDY STAND, | 629 |
| 193. | THE NEWSBOY’S MOTHER, | 630 |
| 194. | THE IDOL OF TOBACCO USERS, | 634 |
| 195. | PUNISHMENT OF THE TURK, | 638 |
| 196. | SMOKERS OF FOUR GENERATIONS, | 639 |
| 197. | “I WANT A CHAW OF TERBACKER,” | 641 |
| 198. | YOUNG SMOKERS, | 642 |
| 199. | EXAMINATION OF THE SMOKER, | 643 |
| 200. | PURIFYING HIS BLOOD, | 644 |
| 201. | CLEANSING HIS BONES, | 645 |
| 202. | THE SMOKER, | 647 |
| 203. | THE CHEWER, | 648 |
| 204. | SIGN OF THE TIMES, | 648 |
| 205. | MY LAZY SMOKING FRIEND, | 650 |
| 206. | “SHALL I ASSIST YOU TO ALIGHT?” | 653 |
| 207. | WORK FOR TONGUES AND FINGERS, | 653 |
| 208. | WHAT KILLED THE DOG? | 657 |
| 209. | THE NEWSBOY, | 658 |
| 210. | THE GREAT SURGEONS OF THE WORLD, | 661 |
| 211. | A CALL ON THE VILLAGE DOCTOR, | 663 |
| 212. | PHYSICIANS’ COSTUME IN 1790, | 664 |
| 213. | HOW POOR TOMMY WAS LOST, | 666 |
| 214. | BRIDGET’S METHOD OF MENDING STOCKINGS, | 667 |
| 215. | THE UNDERTAKERS’ ARMS, | 671 |
| 216. | DISPUTE OF THE DOCTOR AND VALET, | 671 |
| 217. | A WIG MOUSE, | 674 |
| 218. | THE MYSTERY EXPLAINED, | 675 |
| 219. | MEETING OF THE DOCTOR AND THE CURATE, | 679 |
| 220. | DOCTOR CANDEE, | 679 |
| 221. | A GERMAN BEER GIRL, | 681 |
| 222. | AN INDIGNANT BRIDE, | 686 |
| 223. | THE ITCH MITE, | 689 |
| 224. | THE BURGLAR AND STUDENT, | 693 |
| 225. | HARVESTED, | 694 |
| 226. | ASSISTANCE FROM A ROYAL SURGEON, | 696 |
| 227. | PETER THE GREAT AS A SURGEON, | 697 |
| 228. | JOB DISCHARGED BY SIR SCIPIO, | 703 |
| 229. | “BLEED HIM,” | 704 |
| 230. | A BORROWED WATCH, | 706 |
| 231. | JOB’S DECISION, | 708 |
| 232. | SQUASHY’S SURGICAL OPERATION, | 715 |
| 233. | “WILL YE TAK’ A BLAST, NOO?” | 720 |
| 234. | REPTILES FROM THE STOMACH, | 722 |
| 235. | “IT ISN’T CATCHIN’,” | 724 |
| 236. | FUNERAL OF THE CANARY, | 725 |
| 237. | MY FRONT STREET PATIENT, | 731 |
| 238. | A SHOPPING PATIENT, | 733 |
| 239. | CALL AT THE TENEMENT, | 737 |
| 240. | THE WIDOW’S OCCUPATION, | 739 |
| 241. | THE PHYSICIAN AND THE FATHER, | 742 |
| 242. | THE PETER FUNK PHYSICIAN, | 745 |
| 243. | VIRTUE, | 747 |
| 244. | THE FREEDOM OF THE PARK, | 761 |
| 245. | “IT COSTS NOTHING,” | 766 |
| 246. | A NATURAL POSITION, | 792 |
| 247. | AN UNNATURAL POSITION, | 792 |
| 248. | CORRECT POSITION, | 796 |
| 249. | INCORRECT POSITION, | 796 |
| 250. | HOW WASP WAISTS ARE MADE, | 799 |
| 251. | A CONSUMPTIVE WAIST, | 800 |
| 252. | NON-CONSUMPTIVE WAIST, | 800 |
| 253. | A HEALTHY POSITION, | 804 |
| 254. | POSITION OF ARTERY IN ARM, | 811 |
| 255. | COMPRESSING AN ARTERY IN ARM, | 812 |
| 256. | POSITION OF ARTERY IN LEG, | 812 |
| 257. | THE DOCTOR’S QUEUE, | 816 |
