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Preface

ANDREW ADDERUP.

An Involuntary Black Republican.

The Wrong Pig by the Ear.

"Wilkie, where does Old Abe Lincoln Live."

Too Literal Obedience.

How Uncle Abe Felt.

P.P.P.

Rattaned for a Rat Joke.

The State House Struck by Whiggery.

Graphic and True.

A Judge of the Post Office.

I'm an Inderlid.

How Uncle Abe got his Sobriquet.

"I'll take Number Eleven too."

A Severe Retort.

Had all the Time there Was.

Could Stand it a Day or Two,

Not the Worst of it.

Accoutred en Militaire.

Perils of Illinois Lawyers.

Couldn't Make a Presidential Chair.

"Couldn't see It in that Light."

Too Tough for the Rebels.

Little Mac Helped by an Illustration.

An Acre of Fight.

Uncle Abe Believes in the Intelligence of Oysters.

An Egyptian Snake Story

Why Uncle Abe Made a Brigadier.

Uncle Abe Puzzled.

Uncle Abe Divided on a Question.

Tried for Scaring the Girls.

"Thank God for the Sassengers."

Was'nt Murder After All.

Joe Reed's Mule Hunt.

Has no Influence with the Administration.

A Touching Incident.

A Lincoln Man Ducked.

A Comparison.

"There's Enough for All."

Making a President.

Uncle Abe Boss of the Cabinet.

Uncle Peter Cartright's Wonder.

Uncle Abe a Shaksperian.

The Running Sickness.

How to Get Rid of Rats.

A Palpable Application

Uncle Abe on the Whisky Question.

Edwards vs. Lincoln.

Metalic Ring.

A Grateful Postmaster.

A Serious Joke.

Washington, February 18, 1864

A. LINCOLN.

"A. LINCOLN."

Fix the Date.

Rival of Uncle Abe.

Uncle Abe's Estimate of the Senate.

"Thought he Must be Good for Something."

Aptly Said.

Uncle Abe as a Pilot.

Uncle Abe's Valentine.

"My Mary Ann."

Uncle Abe's Honor.

"Smoke That."

A Sufficient Reason.

The Boy and the Bear.

Too Deep.

Uncle Abe's First Speech.

Cute.

Abe's Spelling.

A Soldier's Theory of the War.

Nigger Mathematics.

Long and Short of it.

A Handy Faculty.

Uncle Abe on Time.

A Story that had no Reminder.

Has it "Gin Out?"

A Major

A Dry Drop.

Uncle Abe as a Physiognomist.

The Concrete vs. the Abstract.

Symptoms of Civilization.

Uncle Abe goes into Partnership.

Abe Passing Counterfeit Money.

The Wrong Man Poulticed.

Uncle Abe as School Superintendent.

Uncle Abe's Nose.

Take Away the Fowls.

Uncle Abe Well Fed.

A Man of Means.

Call Again.

Uncle Abe Swapped when a Baby.

Hit at Antietam.

A Poor Crop.

Handy in Case of Emergencies.

Value of a Reputation.

Didn't Like the Name.

Uncle Abe's Good Bye.

Uncle Abe's Last.