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‘NATBOFF GOT WIFE?’ say Chunka.

‘YEAH,’ say Natboff.

‘WAT WIFE NAME?’ say Chunka.

‘WIFE NAME SALLY,’ say Natboff.

‘WEL, THIS CHUNKA LUKKY DAY,’

say Chunka. ‘NOW CHUNKA COM TO

NATBOFF CAV AN STEEL NATBOFF WIFE.’

O NO, thinnk Natboff. NATBOFF WISH

NATBOFF NO TELL CHUNKA ABOU CAV

AN WIFE.

‘HEY CHUNKA,’ say Natboff, crafty stile.

‘YOU KNO JUS NOW WEN NATBOFF

TELL YOU ABOU CAV AN WIFE CAL

SALLY? NATBOFF WAS ONLEH MAKK

JOKKE! THER NO CAV! THER NO SALLY!

JUS FUNNEH JOKKE!’

‘TO LATE,’ say Chunka. ‘CHUNKA

CAN TEL THEY REAL. CHUNKA COMIG

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