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finished. John had worked day and night to build

it, and it was probably the best wall he’d ever built.

It was made out of stone and it was really high and

there were spikes on it and every few hundred yards

there were signs saying ‘NO CROWS ALLOWED’

and ‘KEEP OUT IF YOU ARE A CROW’. There

were two gates set into the wall and at each gate

stood two beefy guards, each holding a sharp silver

sword, except for one of them who had forgotten his

sword and was holding a massive garlic bread covered

in tinfoil instead and hoping nobody would notice.

‘Now let’s see that crow try and get in,’

laughed Old King Thunderbelly.

Presently a traveller came up to the South Gate

of the Wall of Lamonic Bibber. He was dressed in

a fine coat of feathers and he had a beak and two

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