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1 In which I meet Ivan and realise I am in for a really hard time

2 In which I decide I am a hot dinner and Ivan must be a packed lunch

3 In which I sing songs to toddlers about death, violence, poverty, hunger, beatings and cruelty to animals

4 In which I as good as threaten Ivan with poisonous pizza

5 In which I remember a little about Vladivostock and learn a lot about litter

6 In which Ivan chats to the teachers over an excellent lunch, and I choke to death on cold pizza

7 In which we all sing one song and Ivan sings another

8 In which Ivan sits with his back to us and writes busily at the table

9 In which rescue arrives in the shape of a very angry mother, great musical talent, and a small mistake

10 In which a lot of parents come up to the school to complain about report cards