Cover
Title page
Copyright
Dedication
1: Problem!
2: ‘Is something wrong with your brains?’
3: On Planet Fruitcake
4: An axe dripping with blood
5: Horribly dangerous
6: Deep in the jungle
7: Something normal
8: Weird and silly things
9: Brains in pots
10: Scoop out my brain
11: Married in a flowerpot hat
12: ‘Don’t you want us thinking?’
13: A clever and beautiful chicken
14: A really stupid baby
15: Suppose! Suppose! Suppose!
16: The One and Only Philip
17: ‘I will not have this pandemonium in my classroom!’
18: Purple cows and black ice lollies
19: You’ve lost the bet
20: The most suitable present
Also by Anne Fine
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