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Lift Off: 28 May 2006, Bangkok,Thailand

Touch Down: 3 September 2006, Brighton, England

Average daily distance: 150 miles

Cruising speed: 60 mph

Full throttle: 70 mph

1 Thailand

Random country facts: the official name of Bangkok is Krungthep mahanakhon amonratanakosin mahintara ayuthaya mahadilok popnopparat ratchathani burirom udomratchaniwet mahasathan amonpiman avatansathit sakkathattiya witsanukamprasit. Thailand is home to the world’s smallest mammal, the bumblebee bat.

The mission begins on 20 May 2006, when we fly out to Bangkok to be united for the first time with the last, but most definitely not least, member of the team, our Formula 1 tuk tuk, Ting Tong. With a week of acclimatising, mechanical training and last-minute panic and preparation under our belts, we’ll crank up her engine and take the first tuk on the long road home. So begins the tukathon.

After our baptism of fire among the city’s bronchitic mêlée of traffic, we will wend our way north towards Laos, about 645 miles away. Our first major port of call will be Ayutthaya, the old capital of the Thai kingdom, once so teeming with temples that sunlight reflecting off their gilt decoration was said to dazzle from nearly three miles away. Today it is a UNESCO World Heritage Site, in memory of this illustrious past. Here we will turn east, taking in the wonders of the Khao Yai National Park, one of the locations used in the filming of The Beach, before tukking north towards Vientiane. We’ll add another national park, the Nam Nao, to our list, before we get to Phimai, a small town in the north east of the country, which hosts one of Thailand’s most impressive Khmer temple complexes, redolent of Cambodia’s Angkor Wat.

About 200 miles from here we’ll cross the Friendship Bridge into Laos. With one country down, it’s a mere 11 850 miles to Blighty.

2 Laos

Random country facts: Laos has only about 50 written laws. Laos is the most bombed country in the history of modern warfare. DJs are officially outlawed in Vientiane.

First on our Laotian agenda will be Vientiane, Laos’ capital city. By all accounts this is a delightful spot, fusing a cornucopia of styles and influences: Lao, Thai, Chinese, Vietnamese, French and even Russian. Built on the banks of the Mekong River, this ancient city abounds with temples and things to see. We should have time to have a brief explore before we hit the road again and tuk off to Vang Vieng, about 100 miles north. As we drive up Route 13, we’ll be following the valley of the Nam Ngum, home of the Hmong andYao hill peoples. The scenery here is said to be spectacular—limestone caves, waterfalls and dense jungle.

Another 150 miles up Route 13 and we’ll come to Luang Prabang, the second UNESCO World Heritage Site on our Grand Tour. We won’t have time to visit all 32 temples in this former royal capital, but it’ll be a good pit-stop at which to soak up the laid-back Laotian atmosphere. If time allows we’ll squeeze in an excursion to the nearby Pak Ou caves and Kwang Si falls.

Heading north west from Luang Prabang we’ll pass through Udomxai, one of the biggest settlements in northern Laos, before tukking the last 80 miles through the Luang Nam Tha province to the Chinese border at Boten. This last stretch is the Nam Ha national protected area, home to clouded leopard, tiger, elephant and 288 bird species.

3 China

Random country facts: ice-cream was invented in China around 2000 bc. China is the fourth largest country in the world.

On 10 June we’ll tuk into China. Due to Chinese laws regarding foreign drivers, we will be accompanied for the next 4375 miles by a Chinese government guide. Considering our Chinese language skills end at ‘nee hao’, this is probably a very good thing.

Our itinerary while we are in China is all prearranged by the China Sea International Travel Service (CSITS) in Beijing. The next 28 days will be spent travelling north via Kunming, Leshan, Chengdu and Lanzhou, before turning west along the fabled Silk Route towards the plains of Central Asia. Our route will take us via subterranean caverns, the world’s largest carved Buddha, the dense forests of Emei Shan, temples, bustling modern cities and remote tribal villages.

At Lanzhou we’ll turn north west for the final leg of our Chinese journey. Lanzhou, once a vital stronghold on the Silk Route, will mark the beginning of our drive through the Hexi Corridor, a narrow strip of land sandwiched between the Tibetan Plateau and the Gobi Desert. This road takes us through Jiayuguan, the last fortress of the Great Wall, an isolated place with the same connotations in Chinese myth and legend as Siberia for Stalinist Russia. Tukking due west, our route then takes us through Xinjiang, China’s remotest province, home of the Uighur people and gateway to the Islamic world. Hami and Urumqui will be our last pit-stops in China, before we enter Kazakhstan at the Khorgos border crossing. All going well, this will be on 7 July.

4 Kazakhstan

Random country facts: Kazakhstan sells 400 000 barrels of oil a day. Kokpar, goat polo, is a popular sport here. The word ‘Kazakh’ means ‘free’ or ‘adventurer’.

The name ‘Kazakhstan’ instantly conjures images of endless steppes, exotic bazaars, nomadic ger villages…and Borat. At the beginning of July our three-wheeled posse will be crossing the border and heading for Almaty. Our biker contacts in Almaty assure us that the roads in this area are good, so the 200 miles from here to the old capital should be easy-going. The Singing Dunes and Charyn Canyon are apparently not to be missed, so we’ll be stopping for a cold beer or maybe a refreshing bowl of kumys (fermented mare’s milk, a Kazakh speciality) before hitting the cosmopolitan hub Almaty.

Almaty is the commercial heart of Central Asia’s richest country and will be a welcome respite after several weeks in China’s western wilderness. While TT has a service, we’ll get some R&R and perhaps even don our glad rags and sample the local nightlife: The Long Way Round team have told us that the Lord Nelson club is not to be missed.

From Almaty we’ll head north up the M36 to the capital, Astana (meaning ‘capital’ in Kazakh). Our original plan was to travel through western Kazakhstan via the Aral Sea, but sadly the roads (if you can call them that) are too bad and we would probably have had to resort to hitching a lift on a camel or a Kamaz truck. This route via Astana shouldn’t disappoint though.

A few hundred miles north west of Almaty we’ll come to the southern end of Lake Balkash, Central Asia’s fourth largest lake, which, according to a recent United Nations report, is sadly echoing the demise of the Aral Sea. Next it’s Karaghanda, famous for coal and gulags, and then Astana, its glass skyscrapers rising incongruously out of the treeless steppes.

In Astana we will have to make a decision: either go due north to Russia via Petropavlosk, or tuk north west via Kostanai. Apparently the roads aren’t great on either route so we’re hoping some good local knowledge will be able to point us in the right direction. Then it’s goodbye Kazakhstan and zdrastvuyte Russia.

5 Russia

Random country facts: around six billion bottles of vodka are drunk in Russia annually, at a rate of 40 per person. Russia spans 11 time zones. According to the CIA World Fact Book, the population of Russia is 143 420 309.

At the border we’ll turn west, open the throttle and head for Europe across the West Siberian Plain, one of the world’s largest regions of continuous flatland, bounded by the Urals in the west and the Yenisey River in the east. Although we’ll be a mere 1000 miles south of the Arctic Circle, the summer temperature here should be a balmy 20 °C.

First on our Russian agenda will be the city of Chelyabinsk, a key centre of military production during the Soviet era and scene of the world’s worst nuclear accident before Chernobyl. The city is also the last metropolis on the eastern side of the fabled Urals, the geographical divide between Europe and Asia. As far as mountains go, however, they are little more than a wrinkle on the earth’s surface, and our three-wheeled friend should tuk over them without any problems.

On our western descent of the Urals we’ll go through Ufa, birthplace of Rudolf Nureyev and capital of the self-consciously autonomous Bashkortostan Republic, before tukking through the southern tip of Tatarstan and into the Volga region. This is the heartland of Russia. ‘Mother Volga’ is one of the nation’s most enduring symbols as well as Europe’s longest river, at 2303 miles. We’ll be travelling through the area at the best time of year, when the river’s banks become a haven for swimmers, sun worshippers and sybarites. As we tuk down the Volga we’ll take in the cities of Samara and Saratov. The latter was home to Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space.

Next stop is Volgograd, a day’s tukking down the Volga from Saratov. Better known by its former name, Stalingrad, the city was the scene of the Second World War’s bloodiest battle. At least 600 000 German troops died here, and a further 180 000 were captured by the Soviets. The total number of Russian dead is unknown, but again the figure is probably around 600 000.

This will be an opportune spot for Team Ting Tong to relax, refuel and prepare for the final leg of the odyssey. We might even indulge in the odd vodka, knowing the legendary Russian propensity for the drink.

From Volgograd it’s almost a straight line due west to England, via Lviv, Krakow, Prague, Cologne, Brussels and the Channel Tunnel.

6 Ukraine

Random country facts: the name ‘Ukraine’ translates as ‘borderland’ or ‘on the edge’. Ukraine is one of the world’s main centres of sugar production.

Ukraine gained its independence from Russia in August 1991 and is so far unblighted by mass tourism. Oxen still plough the fields in many parts and rural areas are yet to be tainted by the encroaches of the modern world.

Our first major pit-stop will be Kharkiv, 250 miles north west of the Russian border on the M03 via the towns of Krasny Luch and Slovyansk. Eastern Ukraine is an area little visited by tourists. During the Soviet era this was a military industrial centre; today it is the business (and mafia) end of the country.

At Kharkiv, Ukraine’s second largest city, we’ll take the M03 west for a further two days to the capital Kiev, the apotheosis of the nation’s new-found wealth. Here, old women selling corncobs rub shoulders with Prada-clad urbanites, and blacked out SUVs and Mercedes are the norm. If time allows, we’ll park up, kick back and check out some of the sights—mummified monks at the Caves Monastery, Independence Square and the Chernobyl Museum (the destroyed reactor is a mere 60 miles north of the capital), to name a few. But we’ll have little time to loiter. Next stop is Lviv, 400 miles west on the M06.

Commonly billed as ‘the Florence of the East’ and ‘the new Prague’, Lviv is a city full of beauty and historical interest—and the obligatory Soviet-era tower blocks. Lonely Planet describes it as ‘a true gem that is only now starting to get the attention it deserves’. We’ll stop here for a night before the final lap of our Ukrainian tukathon. From here it’s less than 50 miles west to the Polish border at Shehyni.

7 Poland

Random country facts: Poland shares its borders with seven countries. Chopin and Copernicus both hailed from Poland.

By the time we reach Poland, the trickiest parts of the trip should be behind us. We’ll have put over 2000 miles between us and the Central Asian steppes, and Brighton will be well within our reach. We hope!

We’ll spend less than a week skirting across the southern underbelly of Poland, going via Rzeszow, Krakow and Opole before entering the Czech Republic 60 miles east of Prague.

Krakow is Poland’s most historic city and was the royal capital for more than 500 years. Amazingly it was almost unscathed by the Second World War, which ravaged Wroclaw and Warsaw. Today it is a World Heritage Site. No other city in Poland has so many historic buildings and monuments, and nowhere else will you encounter such vast collections of art. This is a city not to be missed and we’ll take a day out of our home run to explore its treasures.

Krakow is also famous for its close proximity to Auschwitz, a name synonymous with Nazi brutality and the horrors of the Holocaust. The camp is just south of our route and will certainly be on our itinerary if time allows.

This area of Poland,Upper Silesia,is heavily developed and industrialised and home to ten per cent of the population. It doesn’t promise to be the most scenic part of our adventure so we’ll open up the throttle and push on to the Czech Republic via Opole in Lower Silesia.

8 Czech Republic

Random country facts: Pilsner and Dvorak are two of the Czech Republic’s most famous exports. The national sport is European handball.

The Czech Republic will be a short but sweet fragment of our tukathon. We’ll cut 200 miles across the heart of the country in about five days. We could do it in less, but since this is one of Europe’s most historic countries it would be foolish to do so.

Prague is the obvious highlight, but it might come as a shock after the tourist-free expanses of Russia and Eastern Europe we’ll have experienced. If we can bear the hordes, we’ll stop here for a night and do the tourist thing before pushing westward towards Germany. Our route will take us through the dark forests and fairytale castles of West Bohemia as well as the ancient spa town of Karlovy Vary. Since Emperor Charles IV allegedly discovered the hot springs here in 1358, luminaries such as Beethoven, Karl Marx, Chopin and Peter the Great have all made the journey here to drink the curative waters.

Last up in the Czech Republic will be Cheb, a medieval town built on the banks of the Ohre River.

9 Germany

Random country facts: the autobahns were begun by Hitler in the 1930s as a work-relief programme for the unemployed. Germany is the second most populous country in Europe after Russia.

Once into Germany we are well and truly on the home stretch. We’ll probably spend only a day here,speeding west on the autobahn. Cologne’s famous cathedral could be on the agenda if time allows.

10 Belgium

Random country facts: Belgium is officially trilingual. The Belgians are the world’s greatest beer drinkers.

Belgium and France will pass by so quickly we’ll hardly notice we’re there. Having spent a month traversing China, it’s likely we’ll tick off Belgium, France and the UK in a single day. I’m sure we’ll find time to sample some of those famous chocolates though.

11 France—the home stretch

Random country facts: France has the highest per-capita consumption of cheese in the world. Napoleon suffered from ailurophobia, fear of cats.

France will be notable only as the last foreign destination of Tuk to the Road. After 12 weeks—we hope—on the road, we’ll drive Ting Tong on to the train at Calais and head for those white cliffs.

12 England—and Brighton

Random country facts: only the queen is allowed to eat swans. The International Festival of Worm Charming is held in Totnes, Devon, every May. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour.

From the Eurotunnel terminal it’s 65 miles to Brighton. What an amazing moment that’ll be…and time for some serious celebrations.