Cover
Title Page
Preface: how to tell if you think you’re fat
The real me is thin
When their ship came in
Open the box
‘Arabella’s fat’
Too much
Daddy’s girl
Happiness is a warm scone
Cooking blind
Shock in awe
Funny valentine
My other family
A waist of time
Kurt Waldheim finds out I’m fat
All you can eat at the boy buffet
My fairy stepmother
This isn’t just food…
Actresses don’t eat
Doctor No
Allergies for attention
The appeal of obliteration
Everyone’s got an opinion
Passive-aggressive pudding
Flying spaghetti
Outing my bum
Don’t eat pudding if you want to get a job (or a boyfriend)
Sexual eating
The mother of all diets
Feeding Mum
Dieting makes you fat
Not eating, just neatening
Wrong thinking
Happy ending?
Acknowledgements
Copyright
About the Publisher
