Contents
Author’s Note
1 The Perfect Scene
2 Hooking
Letter to Mom
Haiku
3 Penis Envy
4 Nutcracker Suite
5 Liar Liar
6 Crime and Punishment
7 Art of the Blowbang
8 Girls
9 Florida
Shit Pornstars Say
10 No Sex in the Champagne Room
11 Glory
12 Rule of Twos
13 Giving Thanks
14 Craigslist
14½ Dee
Diary
15 The Other End of the Stick
A Breakup Letter
16 Food Porn
17 Nerves
Letter to My Future Child
18 ONE
Acknowledgments
