CONTENTS
THE THING BEGINS
A PRIVATE IN THE INFANTRY
IT IS MOSTLY IN YOUR HEAD BUT WE HAVE CURES FOR THAT
THE HUMAN RESPONSE
BY VIRTUE OF WHICH THE MANY BECOME THE ONE
BULLY OF THE HEART
WE ARE ALL AMERICANS HERE
DRY-HUMPING FOR THE LORD
JAMIE LEE CURTIS MADE A SHITTY MOVIE
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THIS IS EVERYTHING THERE IS
BILLY AND MANGO ARE OUT FOR A WALK
RAPED BY ANGELS
IF IN THE FUTURE YOU TELL ME THIS IS LOVE, I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU
TEMPORARY SANITY
WILL SLAY VAMPIRES FOR FOOD
MONEY MAKES US REAL
THE PROUD GOOD-BYE
Afterword
