Table of Contents
Title Page
Disclaimer
Who am I?
Introduction
Mrs Peacock
Tom Jones
First day
Jargon
Proud to work for the National Health Service (NHS)
Drug reps
Mr Tipton, the paedophile
Average day
Tara
Sex in the doctors clinic
The elderly
Bums
Julia
Good doctors
Connor
Janine
Saving lives
Kirsty, the trannie
‘It’s my boobs, Doc’
Mr Hogden
Small talk
Notes
Ten minutes
Alf
Meningitis
Uzma
Africa
Evidence
Carolina
Lee
Hugging
Tough Life Syndrome
Mrs Briggs
Betty Bale’s cat
Vaccines
Darryl
The pat dog
Rina
Dos and don’ts
Home births
Michael
Alternative medicine
Thai bride
Dead people
Holistic earwax
Dr Arbury
Body fluids
Racism
Sleep
Magic wand
Cannabis
Mistakes … I’ve made a few
The near miss
The cockup but arse covered
The cockup and up shit creek
Dying
Happy pills
Top 1 per cent of the population
Kieran
Peter
Granny dumping
Ed
Camouflage man
Memories
Fighting
Tingling ear syndrome
Gary
Beach medicine
Gifts
Passing judgement
The examination game
Sex
Angela
I don’t like some of my patients
Boundaries
Angry man
Maintaining interest
Tariq
Babies
Why do people get sick?
A pair of glasses
Stewart
Barry
Royal Wedding
Abortion
Taking Responsibility
France vs UK
The NHS is brill
My patients are brill
Acknowledgements
Copyright
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