FOREWORD [ vii ]
[ xi ] EDITORS’ NOTE
TABLE OF CONTENTS [ xiii ]
THE WATER WAGON DEPARTS.
GENERAL INFORMATION [ 16 ]
First Day [ 19 ]
BAGGAGE REGULATIONS [ 29 ]
THE WATER WAGON BAND [ 32 ]
SHIP’S ITINERARY [ 33 ]
NUTT [ 34 ] The Square Hatter
Second Day [ 35 ]
THE WIFE’S MORNING AFTER [ 45 ]
FIRST AID TO THE INJURED [ 46 ]
THE WATER WAGON LIBRARY [ 49 ]
Stop that Merry-Go-Round!! [ 50 ]
Third Day [ 51 ]
AN EXPERIENCE TABLE [ 65 ]
“AT LIBERTY” [ 68 ]
A WORD ABOUT THE WAGON [ 71 ]
WATER WAGON MENU [ 72 ]
THE “GEM” SAFETY PARACHUTE [ 74 ]
Fourth Day [ 75 ]
OMAR ON THE WAGON [ 89 ]
Fifth Day [ 95 ]
“THE DARKEST HOUR” [ 109 ]
[ 112 ] Dr. Bugg Howes OCULIST
Sixth Day [ 113 ]