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I now understand

The appeal of younger men,

Which makes me feel old.

“Whoa-oh here she comes,

Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up!”

Eh, I’ve been called worse.

I always feel proud,

So why is it referred to

As the walk of shame?

Blind dates aren’t so blind

These days, but they’re still filled with

Possibility.

If you’re into her

Don’t make her your Facebook friend.

Be a man, and text!

I try to avoid

Artistic communities.

(Throws off my gaydar.)

I hope that men will

Forgive me for not being

Zooey Deschanel.

Eyelash extensions?

Really? This is standard now?