Cover
Title Page
Epigraph
Disclaimer
A Letter from Bobby Henderson
THE BLUNDERS OF SCIENCE
The Need for Alternative Theories
An American Viewpoint
Toward a New SuperScience
What’s the Matter with Evolution?
An Alternate Vision
FSM vs. ID, an Unlikely Alliance
Communion Test
Unified Spaghetti Theory
More Evidence
Kiwi Birds: Flightless?
EXPLAINING PASTAFARIANISM
A Condensed History of the World
Key Moments in FSM History
Bobby Answers the Big Questions
WWAPD?
The Holy Noodle
A History of Heretics
PROPAGANDA
The Pastafarian Guide to Propaganda
Pamphlets
Swag
Fund-raising
A Guide to the Holidays
Enlightenment Institute
A Final Note from Bobby Henderson and His Staff
Acknowledgments
Illustration Credits
About the Author
Copyright
About the Publisher
