Buddy's Universe - A Beagle's Life Book I

Buddy's Universe - A Beagle's Life Book I
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Hi! My name is Buddy. I am a Beagle. Since I can read and write, I am no ordinary Beagle. I also am very fond of Mental Masturbation. <br><br>Mental Masturbation, Dear Reader, is a form of anxiety relief. It affects my ever-wandering, always-worrying, exceedingly-addictive mind that works 24 hours per day, 365 days per year. I even can confirm that Mental Masturbation manages to continue spinning an extra day during leap year.<br><br>This collection of missives, which I hope you will read (albeit I do not know why you would care so to do) and for which I beg you to pay, is my banal attempt to understand the &quot;why&quot; of life. Whether I am discussing my adventures or thinking about meaningless things, I hope you find my words interesting, fun, thought-provoking or, well, you bought the book so at that point my hopes alredy have been achieved, i.e. I made money to buy more treats!<br><br>Oh yes, if anyone has a cure for Mental Masturbation, I would be most grateful with any elixir that would speed me towards enlightenment. <br><br>Hugs and Kisses,<br><br>Buddy <br>buddy@buzzzzoff.com

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BuzzzzOff. Buddy's Universe - A Beagle's Life Book I

Table of Contents

About BuzzzzOff

About Buddy’s Universe

Buddy’s Blog - The Present

Mental Masturbation - Life is too short to take too seriously

Mental Masturbation - Patience is a tempting virtue..

Mental Masturbation - Pros and Cons of being married to me

Mental Masturbation - Non-Christians need not apply

Buddy’s Blog - The Beginning

Mental Masturbation - The more people I meet, the more I like dogs

Mental Masturbation - “If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.”

Mental Masturbation - Service animal?

Mental Masturbation - New words?

Buddy’s Blog - The Beginning Looking Better…Not

Mental Masturbation - “It is hard to beat a person who never gives up.”

Mental Masturbation - When I was your man

Mental Masturbation - 52 million reasons she is not “hungry"

Mental Masturbation - But you fed it to me!

Buddy’s Blog – A new home…two times!

Mental Masturbation - Less than charitable?

Mental Masturbation - Lightning…everything you did not want to know especially if you live in Florida!

Mental Masturbation - Do I know you?

Mental Masturbation - Annual Wacky Warning Labels Contest in the USA

Buddy’s Blog – My first day with Chuck and Violet

Mental Masturbation - Bubble wrap

Mental Masturbation - "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

Mental Masturbation - Ashley Madison

Mental Masturbation - F-bombs

Buddy’s Blog – How I met my Vet

Mental Masturbation - Never forget, but c’mon, let’s not blame the present and future generations for the sins of their grandparents

Mental Masturbation - “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, time to pause and reflect.”

Mental Masturbation - I am all for respecting different laws, cultures and religions, but..

Mental Masturbation - Loony lawsuits in the USA

Buddy’s Blog - My walk to the border of China

Mental Masturbation - Good to Giggle

Mental Masturbation - Study Philosophy?

Mental Masturbation - Old people no doubt would say save the trinkets and greetings…I like the Irish!

Mental Masturbation - Fastest Man on Earth fuelled by junk food

Mental Masturbation - I only ever drink..

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The mental masturbation disgorgement (zero dosage) of less than professional, albeit experienced, fun-loving, albeit profound, opinionated, albeit rational, missives dedicated to those GastroNaughties and VineNaughties of exceedingly discerning, albeit not too snobby, palates.

And all the other people who just happen to think a lot (too much?) about the world in which we live, perhaps from a slightly different, possibly crazy, perspective.

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buddy@buzzzzoff.com

They let me say hi to all the people and stick my nose in all the good smelling parts of other dogs and some cats and even some Human Beings called girls. That is a lot of fun. As I said, I like smelling and licking. Whenever I am smelling or licking a dog, cat or Human Being in their private parts, Daddy says “that’s my boy” while Mummy says “stop doing that, Buddy”. Also, very confusing. I will join Daddy’s team on this subject!

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