Buddy's Universe - A Beagle's Life Book II

Buddy's Universe - A Beagle's Life Book II
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Hi! My name is Buddy. I am a Beagle. Since I can read and write, I am no ordinary Beagle. I also am very fond of Mental Masturbation. This is my second book!<br><br>Mental Masturbation, Dear Reader, is a form of anxiety relief that affects my ever-wandering, always-worrying, exceedingly-addictive mind that works 24 hours per day, 365 days per year. I even can confirm that Mental Masturbation manages to continue spinning an extra day during leap year.<br><br>This collection of missives, which I hope you will read (albeit I do not know why you would care so to do) and for which I beg you to pay, is my banal attempt to understand the &quot;why&quot; of life. Whether I am discussing my adventures or thinking about meaningless things, I hope you find my words interesting, fun, thought-provoking or, well, you bought the book so at that point my hopes alredy have been achieved, i.e. I made money to buy more treats!<br><br>Oh yes, if anyone has a cure for Mental Masturbation, I would be most grateful with any elixir that would speed me towards enlightenment. <br><br>Hugs and Kisses,<br><br>Buddy<br>buddy@buzzzzoff.com

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BuzzzzOff. Buddy's Universe - A Beagle's Life Book II

About BuzzzzOff

About Buddy’s Universe

Buddy’s Blog – Never easy to find good help…

Mental Masturbation - Ya know what I mean?

Mental Masturbation - Winston Churchill rocks!

Mental Masturbation - Why Human Beings write

Mental Masturbation - Why all the fuss about nudity?

Mental Masturbation - Which firms control what the world consumes?

Mental Masturbation - USA Presidential Candidate Perry: Let us take guns to movie theatres

Mental Masturbation - USA finally engaged in foo…oops...soccer

Mental Masturbation - Top Ten Reasons Why The French Are THE Chosen Human Beings

Mental Masturbation - The New ABC - American Born Chinese

Mental Masturbation - The Black Stuff

Mental Masturbation - Technology is a great thing if it works

Mental Masturbation - Tabula Rasa

Mental Masturbation - Stereotypes…relax

Mental Masturbation - Stay inside, pump-up the air-con and sip whatever you want..

Mental Masturbation - Some thoughts from others, modified by me and presented to you for, well, a giggle

Mental Masturbation - Sleep is overrated?

Mental Masturbation - Self-Knowledge, Self-Deception

Mental Masturbation - Reasonable doubt

Mental Masturbation - Really? Who cares?

Mental Masturbation – Pride

Buddy’s Blog

Mental Masturbation - Price of umbrellas increases in direct proportion to rainfall

Mental Masturbation – Overloading causes accidents

Mental Masturbation – OTT

Mental Masturbation - My mind is made up…don’t confuse me with the facts!

Mental Masturbation - Made in...does it mean anything?

Mental Masturbation - Life is too short to sip bad wine

Mental Masturbation - Is sharing good for the soul?

Mental Masturbation – Inspiration

Mental Masturbation - Important?

Mental Masturbation - I may be growing older, but I am most certainly not growing up

Mental Masturbation - How come?

Mental Masturbation - Honestly speaking

Mental Masturbation - Happy Hour

Mental Masturbation - Great wine quotes

Mental Masturbation - Golf makes no sense

Mental Masturbation - God?

Mental Masturbation – Gentrification

Mental Masturbation - Exercise and Power-Naps

Mental Masturbation – Europe more civilized!

Mental Masturbation - Eleanor Roosevelt

Mental Masturbation - Coffee breaks essential for staff morale?

Mental Masturbation - Breasts are not weapons?

Mental Masturbation - Bon Vivant

Mental Masturbation - Better to beg forgiveness later than to ask permission and be refused

Mental Masturbation - Algernon Sydney Sullivan Award

Mental Masturbation – Addiction

Mental Masturbation - “Why not whip the teacher when the student misbehaves?"

Mental Masturbation - “The Presidency is the illusion of choice"

Mental Masturbation - "There is no justice, there’s, huh, just us!"

Mental Masturbation - "I have sipped many bad BOTTLES in my day"

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The mental masturbation disgorgement (zero dosage) of less than professional, albeit experienced, fun-loving, albeit profound, opinionated, albeit rational, missives dedicated to those Gastro Naughties and Vine Naughties of exceedingly discerning, albeit not too snobby, palates.

And all the other Human Beings who just happen to think a lot (too much?) about the world in which we live, perhaps from a slightly different, possibly crazy, perspective.

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This collection of missives, which I hope you will read (albeit I do not know why you would care so to do) and for which I beg you to pay, is my banal attempt to understand the “why” of life. Whether I am discussing my adventures or thinking about meaningless things, I hope you find my words interesting, fun, thought-provoking or, well, you bought the book so at that point my hopes alredy have been achieved, i.e. I made money to buy more treats!

Oh yes, if anyone has a cure for Mental Masturbation, I would be most grateful with any elixir that would speed me towards enlightenment.

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