Sketches of Young Gentlemen

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Чарльз Диккенс. Sketches of Young Gentlemen

THE BASHFUL YOUNG GENTLEMAN

THE OUT-AND-OUT YOUNG GENTLEMAN

THE VERY FRIENDLY YOUNG GENTLEMAN

THE MILITARY YOUNG GENTLEMAN

THE POLITICAL YOUNG GENTLEMAN

THE DOMESTIC YOUNG GENTLEMAN

THE CENSORIOUS YOUNG GENTLEMAN

THE FUNNY YOUNG GENTLEMAN

THE THEATRICAL YOUNG GENTLEMAN

THE POETICAL YOUNG GENTLEMAN

THE ‘THROWING-OFF’ YOUNG GENTLEMAN

THE YOUNG LADIES’ YOUNG GENTLEMAN

CONCLUSION

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We found ourself seated at a small dinner party the other day, opposite a stranger of such singular appearance and manner, that he irresistibly attracted our attention.

This was a fresh-coloured young gentleman, with as good a promise of light whisker as one might wish to see, and possessed of a very velvet-like, soft-looking countenance. We do not use the latter term invidiously, but merely to denote a pair of smooth, plump, highly-coloured cheeks of capacious dimensions, and a mouth rather remarkable for the fresh hue of the lips than for any marked or striking expression it presented. His whole face was suffused with a crimson blush, and bore that downcast, timid, retiring look, which betokens a man ill at ease with himself.

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From this moment we perceived, in the phraseology of the fancy, that it was ‘all up’ with the bashful young gentleman, and so indeed it was. Several benevolent persons endeavoured to relieve his embarrassment by taking wine with him, but finding that it only augmented his sufferings, and that after mingling sherry, champagne, hock, and moselle together, he applied the greater part of the mixture externally, instead of internally, they gradually dropped off, and left him to the exclusive care of the talkative lady, who, not noting the wildness of his eye, firmly believed she had secured a listener. He broke a glass or two in the course of the meal, and disappeared shortly afterwards; it is inferred that he went away in some confusion, inasmuch as he left the house in another gentleman’s coat, and the footman’s hat.

This little incident led us to reflect upon the most prominent characteristics of bashful young gentlemen in the abstract; and as this portable volume will be the great text-book of young ladies in all future generations, we record them here for their guidance and behoof.

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