Mr Unbelievable
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Chris Kamara. Mr Unbelievable
Mr Unbelievable! Chris Kamara
Dedication
Contents
A Note to Reader
Team Sheet
HEROES
SUPPORTING CAST
VILLAINS
Foreword. THE BIG-MATCH BUILD-UP
1/ UNBELIEVABLE!
2/ UNBELIEVABLE!
3/ UNBELIEVABLE!
4/ UNBELIEVABLE!
5/ UNBELIEVABLE!
Dictionary Corner
CHAPTER ONE GROUND-HOPPING WITH KAMMY PT 1 (ON THE ROAD WITH SOCCER SATURDAY)
CHAPTER TWO ‘HE COULDN’T HIT A BARN DOOR WITH A BANJO!’
CHAPTER THREE SMILE, YOU’RE ON KAMARACAM…
CHAPTER FOUR KAMMY’S TV TWERP
ON ALEX McLEISH
IN THE BUILD-UP TO WIGAN v. WEST HAM
ON A STRUGGLING NOTTINGHAM FOREST
ON AN ALAN SHEARER GOAL
ON JUNIOR LEWIS
ON BURNLEY
ON CHELSEA 0 SCUNTHORPE 1
ON FULHAM
ON A HUGO RODALLEGA INJURY
SOUTHAMPTON v. WEST BROM BUILD-UP
ON CARLOS TEVEZ
ON DARIUS VASSELL
ON THE BEAUTIFUL GAME
CHAPTER FIVE UNBELIEVABLE, JEFF! (HOW I CAUGHT A CATCHPHRASE)
UNBELIEVABLE, JEFF!
CHAPTER SIX GROUND-HOPPING WITH KAMMY PT 2 (TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM ON SOCCER AM)
CHAPTER SEVEN KAMMYOKE!
CHAPTER EIGHT JEFF AND THE CRAZY GANG
CHAPTER NINE EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING
CHAPTER TEN NAME DROPPING
HALF-TIME KAMMY ANALYSIS AND STATS. CHRIS KAMARA’S UNBELIEVABLE FOOTBALL CAREER STATS
CHAPTER ELEVEN I’M NO ZINEDINE ZIDANE, BUT…
CHAPTER TWELVE KICK IT OUT
CHAPTER THIRTEEN IN THE DRY DOCK
CHAPTER FOURTEEN (NOT) THE LAST OF THE INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS
CHAPTER FIFTEEN CSI: SWINDON – DEATH THREATS AND POLICE ESCORTS
CHAPTER SIXTEEN BUZZING WITH BOWLESY
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN MY RETURN TO SWINDON … (OR, HOW NOT TO BE A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLER)
RULE NUMBER ONE: TRY NOT TO SIGN FOR A CLUB WHILE SERIOUSLY INJURED
RULE NUMBER TWO: AVOID ACCEPTING ANY CASH DELIVERED IN A BROWN PAPER BAG
RULE NUMBER THREE: NEVER TALK BACK TO THE GAFFER, TEAM-MATES, REFS, TEA LADIES…
RULE NUMBER FOUR: DON’T OPEN AN OFF-LICENCE
RULE NUMBER FIVE: AVOID GAZZA
RULE NUMBER SIX: DON’T THUMP A FELLOW PRO, GET BANNED AND CONVICTED
RULE NUMBER SEVEN: TRY NOT TO SIGN FOR A CLUB WHILE SERIOUSLY INJURED (AGAIN)
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN FRANK McAVENNIE: THE TRUTH
CHAPTER NINETEEN SERVING SERGEANT WILKO
CHAPTER TWENTY WISH YOU WERE HERE? (MY LIFE ON THE MOTORWAYS)
LEAVING LEEDS
LUTON TOWN (1991–3; 49 appearances, 0 goals)
SHEFFIELD UNITED (on loan 1992–3; 8 appearances, 0 goals. 1993–4; 16 appearances, 0 goals)
MIDDLESBROUGH (on loan, February–March 1993; 5 games, 0 goals)
BRADFORD (1994–5; 23 appearances, 3 goals)
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE LIFE IN THE DUGOUT
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO UNBELIEVABLE, GEOFFREY!
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE THE SACK RACE
NAIL ONE: The Wembley Play-Off Parade, 1996
NAIL TWO: Kammyoke
NAIL THREE: Not signing John Hendrie from Barnsley
NAIL FOUR: My Last Game in Charge
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR THE FAX ABOUT STOKE
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE THE LAST WORD
Acknowledgements
Copyright
About the Publisher
Отрывок из книги
Fighting Like Beavers on the Front Line of Football
A Note to Reader
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CHAPTER TWENTY WISH YOU WERE HERE? (MY LIFE ON THE MOTORWAYS)
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE LIFE IN THE DUGOUT
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