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1. Linus Sixgill

2. Linus Sixgill’s family

3. Linus Sixgill’s friends

4. Linus Sixgill’s neighbours

5. Linus Sixgill’s dentist

6. Linus Sixgill’s neighbours’ dentists

7. Linus Sixgill’s neighbours’ dentist’s receptionists

This morning I saw the colour run-outs of tomorrow’s front page – and guess what? MY PHOTO IS ON THE FRONT PAGE!

Excited? Moi?

No, of course not, and you know why? Because that TWAT, that bovaristic PRICKSTICK of GARGANTUAN proportions Linus ‘The Vaginus’ Sixgill has spunked his filthy name all over it. He’s claiming ALL credit. He wrote the article, he took the photo, so it’s fuck you Rhiannon, goodnight. I’m amazed he didn’t claim to be one of the people in it. Jeff didn’t even speak up for me. He just said, ‘Well, I saw it coming.’

Yeah thanks, Jeff. If I had more middle fingers they’d all belong to you.

So he’s next. Lying-Ass Sixgill is next on the list, trumping all others. Just break the safety glass and pass me the fucking axe.

I don’t want to talk any more about today. I just want to overeat and shit myself and die. Or shit myself after I die. Apparently that happens. And when you give birth too. Ugh. What a world.